Miraculous Group Chat

Chat on the loose-

i cant deal with this anymore: ladybug

next level gummy bear addiction: chat

next level gummy bear addiction #2: viperion

akuma alert: carapace

i deserve to be murdered: rena rouge

bearer of truth: queen bee

CHAOS

Tuesday  2:43 pm

i cant deal with this anymore: the group chats been pretty quiet since saturday

i cant deal with this anymore: lemme guess, chat's in the hospital for his gummy bear addiction?

i deserve to be murdered: yea

i deserve to be murdered: and vipey too

i cant deal with this anymore: vipey's existence in this group chat doesnt really make much of a difference in terms of its activeness

next level gummy bear addiction #2: eXCUSE ME LADYBUG?

next level gummy bear addiction #2: OUCH-

i cant deal with this anymore: until yesterday of course...one of the few days he's been active. 

i cant deal with this anymore: oh hi

i cant deal with this anymore: how r u texting

i cant deal with this anymore: i thought u were in the hospital

next level gummy bear addiction #2: they let me use my phone

next level gummy bear addiction #2: but not chat because he kept watching cat videos on full volume

i cant deal with this anymore: ...

bearer of truth renamed next level gummy bear addiction #2 to currently in gummy bear rehab

5:11 pm

next level gummy bear addiction: hey guys

i cant deal with this anymore: hi

i cant deal with this anymore: wait what

i cant deal with this anymore: how'd you get your phone

next level gummy bear addiction: i ummm borrowed it....from the...uh...reception

bearer of truth: u mean you stole it

next level gummy bear addiction: hey its technically not stealing if its your own stuff

bearer of truth: mhm

i cant deal with this anymore: ...

next level gummy bear addiction: anyway, why i texted was because i had this sudden urge to fly to brazil so do yall wanna come

i cant deal with this anymore: wut

i cant deal with this anymore: how 

next level gummy bear addiction: with the help of our power up astro suit thingy

i cant deal with this anymore: ....

i cant deal with this anymore: ok

i cant deal with this anymore: but like how are you gonna get out of the hospital

next level gummy bear addiction: about that

next level gummy bear addiction:  im uh already out

i cant deal with this anymore: oh great 😀  i dont wanna know how

next level gummy bear addiction: yeah we might have a tiiiiny problem

i cant deal with this anymore: nO-

i cant deal with this anymore: what did you do now-

next level gummy bear addiction: i may or may not have broken into a nearby shop to steal gummy bears and then accidentally cause a fire by pushing off the candle of the counter and panicked and dialled the police and president instead of the fire engine and nowtherearesirensandlightseverywherepleasehelpmeimtooyoungtobearrested

i cant deal with this anymore: *ignoring the fact that you actually called the president* wHAT

i cant deal with this anymore: CHAT-

bearer of truth: its not like any of us are gonna miss you if you go to jail so its not that big a deal

next level gummy bear addiction: 

i cant deal with this anymore:

i cant deal with this anymore: aNYWAY

i cant deal with this anymore: CHAT WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU-

next level gummy bear addiction: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THERE WAS A CANDLE ON THE COUNTER LIKE THEY HAVE ELECTRICITY WHY DO THEY NEED A CANDLE

i cant deal with this anymore: CHAT THATS NOT THE POINT

next level gummy bear addiction: they even had a cute panda stuffed toy that got burnt 😭

i cant deal with this anymore: i-

currently in gummy bear rehab: hi guys i just got discharged. what did i miss?

bearer of truth: nothing new

currently in gummy bear rehab: ah.