Evil has entered the chat

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(ITS ME IM BACK. *rubs hands* ok LETS DO THIS.)

(at this point imma just use their actual hero names 💀 )


                                                                                  CHAOS

Friday 4:54 am

chat: im bored

chat: of being a hero

rena: okayy and...?

chat: i wanna be a villain

rena: whoa hold on there chat no you cant do that

chat: why

queen bee: chat be asking the real questions here

rena: chat you cant be a villain because villains are the bad guys

chat: hmm

chat: hey what should my villain name be

rena: CHAT

chat: no thats too obvious

rena: no what no THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

chat: what about Super Dark Evil Cat Lord

ladybug: ...

rena: chat NO.

chat: no wait thats too long.

rena: chat. you cant be a villain. 

chat: wait you're right.

rena: yeah

chat: pFFt who was I kidding

chat: me? a villain?

chat: seriously?

rena: yeah! see?

chat: i aint gonna be a villain

rena: exactly

chat: im gonna be a sUPERVILLAIN

rena: wait nO

queen bee: thats right buddy, dream big. 

chat: MONSIEUR CAT-ASTROPHE

chat: THATS MY NAME.

queen bee: congrats you just introduced yourself as a villain in a group chat full of heroes 

rena: hate to admit but she has a point

ladybug: that's the worst name you could give possibly yourself chat

chat: HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

ladybug: ...

queen bee: ...

rena: ...

viperion: hey chat wanna be a team. 

chat: i work alone. 

chat: yes we can be a team.

ladybug: ...

viperion: aight my name's Lord Venom. 

ladybug: on this episode of The Lamest Names Ever, we have chat and viperion ranking no.1      Keep watching for more 

chat: shut up "ladybug"

ladybug: ...

queen bee: oOoo burnnn

viperion: aight chat whats the plan

chat: attack innocent people

carapace: whoa what

chat: what

carapace: what

chat: ...

carapace: ...

chat: ????

carapace: ????

rena: GUYS

rena: CAN WE FOCUS ON CONVINCING CHAT AND VIPERION NOT TO BECOME VILLAINS????

carapace: wait what

chat: RENA YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME IN ANYTHING WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU

rena: A WISE ONE

viperion: chat who do we attack first

chat: gabriel agreste

ladybug: chat i thought you said 'innocent people'

chat: oh oops my bad

chat: scratch that 

viperion: i can see him from here

chat: yess ok

chat: potato gun ready?

viperion: potato gun ready.

chat: wait for my signal

carapace: what who why

ladybug: carapace do you never read the previous messages

carapace: what

ladybug: ...

chat: SHOOT

viperion: YESSIR

viperion: target hit. 

chat: mWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

viperion: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

chat: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

viperion: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

chat: my laughs eviller than yours

viperion: no mine is

chat: oh yeah? check this out

ladybug: is eviller even a word

chat: *sends voice recording*

ladybug: hOLY-

ladybug: chat what in the history of evil laughs wAS THAT

rena: oh my god it sounds like your getting strangled

viperion: *sends voice recording*

rena: wHAT THE HELL IS THAT MY EARS

ladybug: this is my cue to leave

carapace: wait why can i hear ambulance sirens in the background of the recordings-

chat: uh

chat: we may or may not have succeeded in being villains


(i just realized the title is a pun on chatnoir and the group chat 💀)

(*evil laugh in the distance*)

(thank you for reading.)

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