(ITS ME IM BACK. *rubs hands* ok LETS DO THIS.)
(at this point imma just use their actual hero names 💀 )
CHAOS
Friday 4:54 am
chat: im bored
chat: of being a hero
rena: okayy and...?
chat: i wanna be a villain
rena: whoa hold on there chat no you cant do that
chat: why
queen bee: chat be asking the real questions here
rena: chat you cant be a villain because villains are the bad guys
chat: hmm
chat: hey what should my villain name be
rena: CHAT
chat: no thats too obvious
rena: no what no THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
chat: what about Super Dark Evil Cat Lord
ladybug: ...
rena: chat NO.
chat: no wait thats too long.
rena: chat. you cant be a villain.
chat: wait you're right.
rena: yeah
chat: pFFt who was I kidding
chat: me? a villain?
chat: seriously?
rena: yeah! see?
chat: i aint gonna be a villain
rena: exactly
chat: im gonna be a sUPERVILLAIN
rena: wait nO
queen bee: thats right buddy, dream big.
chat: MONSIEUR CAT-ASTROPHE
chat: THATS MY NAME.
queen bee: congrats you just introduced yourself as a villain in a group chat full of heroes
rena: hate to admit but she has a point
ladybug: that's the worst name you could give possibly yourself chat
chat: HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
ladybug: ...
queen bee: ...
rena: ...
viperion: hey chat wanna be a team.
chat: i work alone.
chat: yes we can be a team.
ladybug: ...
viperion: aight my name's Lord Venom.
ladybug: on this episode of The Lamest Names Ever, we have chat and viperion ranking no.1 Keep watching for more
chat: shut up "ladybug"
ladybug: ...
queen bee: oOoo burnnn
viperion: aight chat whats the plan
chat: attack innocent people
carapace: whoa what
chat: what
carapace: what
chat: ...
carapace: ...
chat: ????
carapace: ????
rena: GUYS
rena: CAN WE FOCUS ON CONVINCING CHAT AND VIPERION NOT TO BECOME VILLAINS????
carapace: wait what
chat: RENA YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME IN ANYTHING WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU
rena: A WISE ONE
viperion: chat who do we attack first
chat: gabriel agreste
ladybug: chat i thought you said 'innocent people'
chat: oh oops my bad
chat: scratch that
viperion: i can see him from here
chat: yess ok
chat: potato gun ready?
viperion: potato gun ready.
chat: wait for my signal
carapace: what who why
ladybug: carapace do you never read the previous messages
carapace: what
ladybug: ...
chat: SHOOT
viperion: YESSIR
viperion: target hit.
chat: mWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
viperion: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
chat: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
viperion: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
chat: my laughs eviller than yours
viperion: no mine is
chat: oh yeah? check this out
ladybug: is eviller even a word
chat: *sends voice recording*
ladybug: hOLY-
ladybug: chat what in the history of evil laughs wAS THAT
rena: oh my god it sounds like your getting strangled
viperion: *sends voice recording*
rena: wHAT THE HELL IS THAT MY EARS
ladybug: this is my cue to leave
carapace: wait why can i hear ambulance sirens in the background of the recordings-
chat: uh
chat: we may or may not have succeeded in being villains
(i just realized the title is a pun on chatnoir and the group chat 💀)
(*evil laugh in the distance*)
(thank you for reading.)
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Miraculous Group Chat
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