Miraculous Group Chat

Congrats! Its a baby raccoon!

Common sense finally = ladybug

sussy cat = Chatnoir

That Forgotten Being = Viperion

Invisible Existence = Queen Bee

#ignored = Carapace

loser = Rena Rouge

CHAOS

2:41 pm Tuesday

sussy cat: im pregnant

#ignored: chat you cant get pregnant

sussy cat attaches image

sussy cat: see?

Common sense finally: chat no thats a raccoon 

sussy cat: no it isnt

Common sense finally: yes it is, its manon's soft toy which is a raccoon

Common sense finally: wait how'd you get it

sussy cat: uh

Common sense finally: chat

sussy cat: remember the cookies?

Common sense finally: yeah?

sussy cat: yeah it was next to it

Common sense finally: 

sussy cat:

Common sense finally:

sussy cat: im still pregnant tho-

Common sense finally: nO CHAT YOU ARE NOT-

4:01 pm 

loser: yall im putting up posters for the puppy

Common sense finally: need help?

loser: yess

Common sense finally: i'll be there in 5

sussy cat: why are yall even searching for it

sussy cat: its probably living happily in a pet adoption center

loser: oOOohhhHhhH WAIT GREAT IDEA I SHOULD CHECK THERE 

sussy cat: nO-

That Forgotten Being: too late chat

sussy cat: i am doomed.

6:42 pm

loser: WE FOUND IT

#ignored: thats nice

#ignored: is it alive

loser: dOnT Be RuDE CaRaPaCe 

loser: of course its alive

#ignored: just checking

sussy cat: woe is me

Invisible Existence: give that puppy to a person who can actually take care of it and not lose it

loser: noo im keeping it

Invisible Existence: *sigh*

1:52 am Wednesday

Common Sense finally: 7 DAYS IN A WEEK

Common Sense finally : 24 HOURS IN A DAY

Common Sense finally: 60 MINUTES IN AN HOUR

Common Sense finally: AND MONSIEUR GRAPEHEAD BUTTERFLY-SHOES DECIDES TO AKUMATIZE SOMEONE AT THIS TIME

COMMON SENSE FINALLY: 2 AM IN THE MORNING

COMMON SENSE FINALLY: WHY AM I EVEN ALIVE

COMMON SENSE FINALLY: HE'S GONNA GET IT FROM ME

COMMON SENSE FINALLY is offline

loser: im just gonna go pray for hawkie

Invisible Existence renamed Common sense finally to I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER

Invisible Existence: shoot, my hair-dryer broke

#ignored: why are you drying your hair at 2 am during an akuma attack

Invisible Existence: well if im gonna fight an bald old man in a butterfly costume i might as well look good doing it

#ignored:

#ignored: point.

6:13 am 

sussy cat: GUYS IM GIVING BIRTH

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: CHAT NO-

sussy cat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: STOP

sussy cat: I CANT

That Forgotten Being: uh try not to die

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: CHAT GO TO SLEEP

sussy cat: OMG I JUST GAVE BIRTH

Invisible Existence: well that was fast

Invisible Existence renamed sussy cat to proud mama

proud mama: its a baby raccoon

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: CHAT THAT WAS IN YOUR SHIRT THE WHOLE TIME 

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: ITS NOT EVEN A LIVING THING

proud mama: gASP

proud mama: MARGARET IS OFFENDED

Invisible Existence: wait it has a name-

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: i cant

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: im going to sleep

proud mama: AHH NO I SPILT TEA ON MARGARET

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: CHAT NO

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: GO TO SLEEP

proud mama: im taking her to the hospital

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: 

I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: BYE-