I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER= ladybug
proud mama= Chatnoir
That Forgotten Being = Viperion
Invisible Existence = Queen Bee
#ignored = Carapace
loser = Rena Rouge
6:03 am Thursday
I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: GM PEOPLE
loser: ok who's hacked ladybug's phone now
loser: she never wakes up early
I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: noone hacked my phone
I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: im going healthy
I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: i just finished jogging like 5 km
I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: i even ditched pizza and ate veggies for breakfast
loser:
loser: what demon got into you
I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: THERE IS NO DEMON IM ACTUALLY GOING HEALTHY
loser: no human ditches pizza
loser: demon, what have you done to my friend
I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: IM SERIOUS I ACTUALLY DID THAT
loser: hmmm
loser: okay...
I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER: you still dont believe me, do you
loser: nope
Invisible Existence renamed I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER to im possessed
proud mama: yall what if dinosaurs actually meowed
im possessed: chat no
im possessed: they didnt
proud mama: but what if they did
proud mama: what proof do we have that they didnt
proud mama: like you cant get evidence of how things sounded in the past, can you
Invisible Existence: well i dont need proof to know that you sounded stupid in the past
proud mama:
proud mama: and anyway they had claws and tails so why wouldnt they meow
im possessed: chat a lot of animals have claws and tails, it doesnt mean they meow
proud mama: animals like what
im possessed: dogs
im possessed: mice
im possessed: parrots
proud mama: OK OK STOP I GET IT
proud mama: i may not have sound proof but my theory still stands
Invisible Existence: your theory still stands stupid
proud mama:
proud mama: and anyway i need to go take care of margaret bye
im possessed: *sigh*
9:18 pm
loser: damn
loser: two akuma attacks in one day
im possessed: i wanna die
#ignored: that isnt healthy
im possessed: oh wait ur right
Invisible Existence: where's viperion
im possessed: yeah i'll do you one better - who is viperion
proud mama: oh i'll do you one better - why is viperion
Invisible Existence:
im possessed:
proud mama:
proud mama: what
That Forgotten Being: im gonna ignore the fact that none of yall know where or who i am or even proper grammar for that matter, and actually answer ur questions
That Forgotten Being: im at a support group for my goldfish who just died.
im possessed: why are you at a support group
That Forgotten Being
That Forgotten Being: i was bored
That Forgotten Being: and my goldfish died
That Forgotten Being: i have a feeling i just said that
#ignored: guys there's another akuma
Invisible Existence renamed #ignored to akuma alert
Invisible Existence: from now onwards dis ur job
akuma alert: i doubt im gonna get paid for it
Invisible Existence: you're not
akuma alert: *sigh* well what did i tell you :/
akuma alert: btw queen bee can u help with the akuma
Invisible Existence: gimme an hour. my nails need to dry.
akuma alert:
akuma alert: why do i live-
proud mama: guys somethings wrong with my washing machine
im possessed: what did you do now-
proud mama: nothing just margaret looked a lil dirty so i washed her
im possessed: YOU WHAT
proud mama: uh is there somehting wrong with that-
im possessed: iT SPECIFICALLY SAYS ON THE LABEL NOT TO PUT IT IN A WASHING MACHINE
proud mama: oops
im possessed: YEAH OOPS
proud mama: i'll just buy a new washing machine
im possessed:
im possessed: damn hes rich
im possessed: margaret probably wont be in very good condition tho
proud mama: OMYGOSH MARGARET NOO
proud mama: im gonna take her out of there
proud mama: im scared to see what happened to my beloved child
proud mama: NOOOO SHE'S SHREDDED
proud mama: MARGARET NOOOO
im possessed: oh well
proud mama: MARGARETTTT NOOOOOOO
proud mama: IM GONNA MISS YOUUUU
im possessed: i was gonna burn that raccoon anyway
proud mama: M'LADY HOW COULD YOU
proud mama: I THOUGHT YOU HAD A HEART
im possessed: i do
im possessed: and i would've burned it with all my heart
proud mama:
proud mama: im gonna go make a grave for her
proud mama: she shall be remembered
Invisible Existence: well its not like you let any of us forget her
proud mama: none of yall are being consoling and understanding in my time of despair bye
Invisible Existence: bye
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