Auklet: Smoobay we be intershooving the worstestestest baddygoo of all! Wirlpoooool!
Bumblebee: WE GONBA INTERSHOOVE WIRLPOOP!
Peacemaker: HE A BIG BADDYGOOB CEBAUSE HE DUDENT WIKE STWABERRIES!
Cliff: We da dwagons of da sky! We go up so supa high! And today we interview a baddyguyyyyy!!
Yes, like those incredibly adorable dragonets said *cuddles the Awesome Foursome* today we are gonna bring that slimy oozing nincompoop back to life so we can interview him! (it was the intern's idea, don't blame me.) So anyway. We have Whirlpool locked up in a hell-cabinet in our studio. Lemme just open it.
10 MINUTES LATER
So- we give you... the stupidest villain in all of WoF!
Whirlpool: *growly growl*
Auklet: Issa biggggg duck
Bumblebee: ISSA OOOOOZING MUCKK!
Peacemaker: ISSA BIG OL TWUCK!
Cliff: We da dwagons of da sky! We go up so supa high! And we know Wirlpool issa bigg duck! Some ooooozling muckk! A big ol' truck and a pile of.... *deep breathe* [This comment has been removed by Rainysky.Inc to protect the innocence of your dragonets! Thank you!]
Well that was... delightfully disturbing. *sends Cliff to go to mental therapy* Anywayyyy, any questions for this oozing piece of shicst, kids?
Auklet: Y u so stoopid?
Whirpool: *growly, growly, grump-ooze*
Auklet: *grins* Pishyoo.
Great question Auklet. Wonderful manners, well done. *gives Auklet sugar-coated fish lollipop* Bumblebee, any questions? '
Auklet: Yumdeeyum.
Bumblebee: Y U SUCHA SHICST?!
Whirlpool: *low growl*; I will eat your intestinesssss....
Bumblebee: PISHOO!!
Amazing question, Bumblebee. Extremely nice manners, job well done. *Gives Bumblebee sugar-coated nectar lollipop* Peacemaker, any questions?
Bumblebee: YIM! SNUDOO!
Peacemaker: HOW DUDENT U WIKE STWABERRIES, U FUCK?!
Whirlpool: *lower growl* I will wear your skull as a hat...
Peacemaker: Pishyooo
Wonderful question, Peacemaker, great manners, amazing job. *gives Peacemaker sugar-coated strawberry lollipop* And now, Cliff, now that you're back from baby rehab, any questions?
Cliff: We da dwagons of da skY! We go up so supa high! And we ask this duck, why is he sucha stoopid feesh? And why he a oozling slimy motha****er?
Whirlpool: *shock*
Okayyyyyyy.... *gives Cliff sugar-coated roasted seagull lollipop*
Whirlpool: **** you, you ****ing ****, I will **** your ***** for ******* in **** <The rest of this comment was censored by RainyskyAndTheFoursome, to protect your child's innocence.> **** da ***- <Censored again for your child's innocene!> **** da whole ****ing world and <Still Censored! Child innocence!> ****ity **** **** ****a
.... *covers the dragonets ears*
And, thanks for reading, everydragon! Sayonara!
Sayafari!
-Auklet
PHYSCEYOURFARI!
-Bumblebee
SAYOOONAROOOO. Now gibbins da stwaberryyyyy.
-Peacemaker
We da dwagons of da sky! We say Sayoobnawoo, hello's; it defies!
-Cliff
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