Me and Ruby walked together. She was still acting so strange. It didn't take long for me to notice that Ruby had had brought a knife. When I wasn't looking Ruby threw her knife at something. I looked up. I guess it was... Someone... "Ruby, stop it!" I pushed her to the ground. "GaAAaaAAAaaaAAHhHhHHhhhh!!!!!" Puffball screamed as rainbow liquid started pouring out of her. Ruby jumped up and grabbed her. Puffball tried getting away, but Ruby held her in her arms tightly and kept stabbing her. I tried taking the knife from her, but she tried stabbing me. I kicked her away, giving Puffball a chance to fly away. And that's what she did. Ruby just seemed to stare blankly for a few seconds. "Where are we...?" She asked me. "Why am I holding a knife?! And what's on it!?" Ruby asked, worried. "YOU'RE HOLDING A KNIFE BECAUSE YOU ATTACKED PUFFBALL!" I shouted. "No, I didn't! You're being silly! I wouldn't attack someone for no reason!" Ruby argued. "YOU JUST DID!" I pointed at the rainbow goop all over the ground. "I didn't do that! Don't you think I would know if I attacked someone!?" Ruby said.
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POV SWITCH (Free Food)
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I could hear someone screaming outside the door. It was clearly Puffball based on the autotuned voice. After her screaming ended the front door's knob started jingling. "Let me IN!" She yelled. I opened the door. She's... oozing? From her stomach and mouth. "Puffball! What happened!?" I asked. "RUBY ATTACKED ME!" She responded. "And... What is... This...?" I asked, as some of the rainbow liquids landed on my hand. "Well, it's blood, and not. My kind releases rainbow fluids when in DISTRESS! And please help me stop the bleeding, since I have no limbs to do ANYHING!" Puffball demanded. "I'll try, but I don't know what exactly I'm supposed to do to fix this... Especially with all this... Fluff..." I said. We went upstairs. I searched for something that might help. And Marker... Oh Marker... He accidentally stumbled upon some sewing supplies, and I used that to... "stitch" her wound shut. It didn't really do what stitching should do, but it certainly stopped the bleeding.
Not her mouth... Spitting... Vomiting... Oozing... Thing... But she said that'll stop when she doesn't feel so stressed anymore. And now, the floor has a rainbow trail of goop on it, some of which is blood. I left my room to clean some of the mess. "Hello, FRIES! What are you DOING?" Yellow Face asked happily. "I'm gonna clean up this mess." I responded.
"Do YOU need a quick easy way to clean Puffball's rainbow mess? Then buy our MOP! It's-" I kicked Yellow Face down the stairs. I am not sorry. I cleaned up this mess, then went to get more information about what happened. Puffball won't talk about it anymore, I've already tried getting her to talk, but it's clearly not happening. So, I'm gonna do something I would've never dreamed of... I'm going to talk to Ruby, and her "alliance", and ask them what happened. I went to iance's house and knocked on the door. Book opened it. "Is Ruby here?" I asked her. "NA NA NA NA NAAA! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, PENCE-PENCE!" Ruby screamed, running away from Pencil. "Never mind, I can figure out the answer myself-" I said. "I'll try and get her for you, though, she's... Hyper... And... Ruby..." Book said. She went inside. "Ruby! Someone is here to talk to you!" Book called. "Not now, Dictionary, I'm busy hiding secrets from Pence-pence!" Ruby called. Book came back and shrugged. "I'm not trying any more than that, she might start singing..." Book said. I really don't see how those are related, and what's so terrible about that, but alright- Book was about to shut the door, when Ruby came flying out. I quickly moved out of the way before she crashed into me. "Oh my salt potatoes!" I said. "SNOWBALL! YOU'RE GONNA SHATTER HER! We already know we're gonna lose Bubble soon enough, we don't need you murdering Ruby!" Pencil scolded. "Yoy, you're just waiting for me to die?!" Bubble said. Book closed the door. "Hey, Ruby, can I talk to you?" I asked. "Sure, salty-boy!" She said. Her nicknames are really something... I don't know what they are, but they're... Yeah...
"So, Puffball came home, and claimed that you attacked her, is this true?" I asked. "No! You're all being silly! Don't you think I would know if I attacked someone? No matter what Match, or Puffball said, I know I didn't do it. I would remember. Besides, I know things no one else knows, clearly I would be smart enough to know if I attacked someone! You're all silly and lack logical skills." Ruby responded. "What do you know that no one else knows?" I asked. "I know every lyric of a song about how two truck smash! If you get what I'm saying..." She raised her eyebrows at me. "Okay- I'm leaving now- You're weird-" I walked away. And this is what makes me glad I've avoided to her "alliance" from day one- That's one more thing to keep me up at night... Sheesh.
I went back home. So, I trust my teammate, orrrrr.... I trust that abomination of a gem... I think the answer here is pretty obvious.
There's no way I'm trusting that thing, especially after she said "Not now, I'm busy keeping secrets". So anyway, I'm gonna go check on Puffball again, see how she's doing.
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Good job, Ruby. You've gone and traumatized Fries. Smh. You can't keep doing this, Ruby. *sighs*
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