It was another day in the Yogurca Household expect that ugly ass roach looking shit Plain Yogurt aka Plain Yogurt was gone
Lilac: You know toaster strudels aren't Pillsbury pop tarts you keep telling me they are but they really aren't
Yogurt Cream: No trust me
Yogurt Cream takes a single bit out of his toaster strudel
Yogurt Cream: Man this tastes weird
Lilac: Your supposed to put them in the toaster
Lilac: Your also supposed to put them in the fridge not in your treasure room
Yogurt Cream continues eating his untoasted, room temperature toaster strudel
Lilac: DON'T DO THAT
Yogurt Cream: I think you're overreacting I'm not dying I'm just eating a toaster strudel
Lilac gives him a blatant stare and just cuts up strawberries because Yogurt Cream cut his hand once and now he's too scared to touch a knife
All of a sudden Yogurt Cream starts puking up tiny bits of toaster strudel , ew
Lilac stares a Yogurt Cream wondering if he should do something
All of a sudden there is a knock at the door
Yogurt Cream: Lilac get the door i'm dying
Lilac hands Yogurt Cream a vitamin gummy and goes to the door
Yogurt Cream: Wait before you answer the door if I do die can you bury me in a toaster strudel box coffin
Lilac: You're not gonna die also I'm not doing that
Lilac opens the door to see some random ass little kid
Lilac: What can I assist you with do you want a lollipop?
Dumbass kid: WANNA BUY A CUPCAKE HALF THE PROFITS GO TO YOUR LOCAL SAINT PASTRY CHURCH
Lilac: No thank you
Yogurt Cream: LILAC GET YOUR BOYFRIEND A CUPCAKE IT'S MY DYING WISH
Yogurt Cream goes back to spitting up bits of toaster strudel
Dumbass kid: Please buy a cupcake we have strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, mint, red velvet, sewage-
Lilac: Why are you even here
Dumbass kid: I'm pastry scout Strawberry Crepe and if you don't buy a cupcake I'll get my wafflebot to kill you
Lilac: Aren't you guys supposed to promote peace or something
Strawberry Crepe: Our group leader doesn't. I don't even like the church. I just want that 10% of profits goes to the scouts and free pudding.
Lilac: Who even is your group leader?
Strawberry Crepe: IT'S YOUR MOM!
Lilac slams the door with such force strawberry crepe's chocolate rocky road Nutella swirl cruch chocolate chip vanilla cream cupcake falls and dies
Yogurt Cream: Did you buy me a cupcake
Lilac has a long pause
"No"
Yogurt Cream literally starts crying
Lilac soon finds himself making store batter cupcakes with Yogurt Cream
Yogurt Cream: This dough tastes good I wonder if I taste good cause I'm a cookie
Lilac: If you bite off your arm i'm leaving
Yogurt Cream: I'm gay so I get a free cupcake
Lilac doesn't even respond
The door knocks again but it feels more like clawing
Yogurt Cream: Lilac get the door I'm busy
Yogurt Cream's "busy" is watching the cupcake's rise in the oven
Lilac opens the door and see's scorpion in a weird uniform
Scorpion: Hey bitch you wanna be a pastry scout chaperone
Lilac: I don't fucking go to church
Scorpion: Oh yeah by the way you want a cupcake it's free give it to your boyfriend or whatever
Lilac: I'm not gay
Scorpion: Shut up bitch this cupcake is rainbow cause it's gay
Lilac takes the cupcake and immediately slams the door
Yogurt Cream: Lilac I got all the cupcakes and I'm really happy how they came out! I also made these two that look like us
Yogurt Cream points to the two cupcakes he decorated with icing and sprinkles that actually look like them
Yogurt Cream: Let's eat these and then we can watch a movie or something
As Yogurt Cream walks over to the table to put the cupcakes down he slips on the toaster strudel icing on the floor and the pan falls
Lilac realizes shits about to happen real happen
Lilac quickly hands him the gay cupcake before he has to hear more crying
Gay
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Lilac cookie's horrible life
Fiksi PenggemarA beautiful crack story that gets deep but that's not till later man. Lilac and Yogurt Cream go on insane adventures alongside with Scorpion 93 percent of the goddamn time. Nothing makes sense and that's the fun part. This was written in August 20...
