Bro these AUs are getting in my way

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Bad: anyone else having this negative voice in their head saying that ur ugly and horrible O.o

tommy: maybe because you are

bad: oh... ╯︿╰

dream: i do too bad, i do too

tommy: but you are too

dream: then how come i have like two million simps on twitter

tommy: ????????????

dream: nvm
Dream: XD told me

tommy: what's that

dream: idk
dream: but anyway the voice
dream: what does the voice say?
dream: does it also control u?

bad: it says: "you're ugly. the world would be better if you died. you're a horrible person." stuff like that >﹏<

dream: sounds like nightmare

bad: yeah, it is a nightmare :(

dream: no i mean like
dream: nvm

bad: no! tell me what u mean :D

dream: nightmare is my opposite. he's often controlling me to do horrible stuff. he's the reason i'm in jail. he tells me those things too

bad: what does he sound like?

dream: like me

bad: my voice sounds like myself too... maybe it's my opposite!

goodboyhalo joined the groupchat

goodboyhalo: yeah it was me. what you gonna do about it, pussy? you're an annoying little bitch. no one fucking likes you. they hope you die.

bad: oh :(

goodboyhalo: awww! you gonna cry? you're a pussy.

dream: what the fuck is wrong with you

goodboyhalo: nothing, i'm good LMAO

??? removed goodboyhalo
??? banned goodboyhalo from the server

???: apologies, he hacked through the universe. glitches like these are unlikely to happen, but they always can. I will try to remove them as soon as possible. enjoy your day :D

dream: who tf is that

bad: labauge

dream: you good?

bad: cruing
bad: cryibg
bad: cryins

dream: crying?

bad: ywa

dream: @skeppy
dream: @skeppy

skeppy: omw


??? groupchat:


???: bro they came through the universe again

???2: they did? lemme check

???3: awh man. must suck

???: it does
???: anyway gtg J is calling me
???: bai

???3: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


homies gc:


karl: @quackity @sapnap
karl: there are many fanfics with us actually having a stable relationship

quacktitty: many what?

bitch: ye
bitch: what are fanfics

karl: nvm

Dream: Karl explain

Karl: you got your communicator back finally?

Dream: I have it for a day now 👃🏻

Quacktittie: ^ something that you don't have

Dream: shut the fuck up will you

Quacktittie: I don't think I fucking will homeless bitch

Bad: language will you

Quacktittie changed 'dream' to 'homeless idiot'

Quacktittie: sorry bad 😔

Homeless idiot: LMAO

Quacktittie: @sam
Quacktittie: please take dreams communicator away

Sam: why

Quacktittie: he's in jail goddamnit
Quacktittie: the months of abuse have been for nothing because he seems to get his satisfaction of bullying me here

Sam: I'll think about it

Homeless idiot changed 'homeless idiot' to 'dream'

Dream: pls no 🧍‍♀️

XD: don't take the communicator away

Sam: why

XD: for the sake of our readers

Sam: what
Sam: sometimes I wonder what goes through your head
Sam: do you even have one

XD: I do
XD: now don't take dream's communicator, he'll cry. I don't want to hear those idiotic cries.
XD: also the c!dream apologists will come at me

Sam: the what now
Sam: you know what, I'm not even gonna ask

Fundy: hello

Wilbur: kys

Fundy: already did, you were there

Wilbur: oh ye

Fundy: 😭

Wilbur: stfu or I'm aborting you

Fundy: how

Wilbur: I gave birth to you so I could abort u

Fundy: but I'm out already...

Wilbur: ur gay?
Wilbur: my son is gay I can't believe it 😭😭😭😭

Fundy: like father like son

Wilbur: ???

Fundy: so are you

Wilbur: how

Fundy: don't think I didn't see you with Quackity

Bitch: they did what now?

Karl: yeah, explain

Wilbur: uhhhhHhhhHhHhH
Wilbur: bye

Wilbur left the chat

Karl: quackity, I demand explanation

Quacktittie: 😭😭😭
Quacktittie: it was Wilbur i swear 😭

Gogy: entertainment

Dream: I was gonna say the same

Bitch: are you cheating Quackity?

Dream: marry me George

Quacktittie: NO I'D NEVER

Gogy: shut the fuck up
Gogy: no

Karl: you sure quacks?


The legend says they are still arguing till this day

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