The attack.

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???1: your turn, ???3
???1: then, ???5, you know what to do.

???3: it is my pleasure.





In the irl world

Minx: JASMINE YOU BETTER GET OUT FOR DINNER

Jasmine: yeah yeah I'm here
Jasmine: what's for dinner

Quackity: marinated chicken with rice and a curry

Jasmine: ooooo

JSchlatt: okay but Quackity let's appreciate how you and jasmine are the only ones who can cook

Jasmine: imagine.
Jasmine: there's a kid better at cooking than you.

Ranboo: so you kick the child!

Quackity: hey!
Quackity: no kicking a chef
Quackity: just eat the food.

Five minutes after everyone started eating

Jasmine: *watch making a ringing sound*
Jasmine: mind if I excuse myself? I have to answer this one

Dream: sure go ahead

Quackity: I don't mind

Jasmine: *leaves*

Schlatt: so no one gonna talk about the fact that it's her WATCH?

Dream: no

Schlatt: ok...

Dream: George marry me

George: no lol

Dream: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Dream: WAAAAAAAHHHHH

George: OH MY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

bad: LANGUAGE 👹👹👹

Meanwhile with jasmine:

Jasmine: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE HQ IS UNDER ATTACK?

Ender(thewatcherxelqua): I MEAN THAT FUCKING SAM ESCAPED THE FUCKING BASEMENT AND IS ATTACKING THE WRITERS AND THEIR AUS
Ender: focusing on the hermitcraft wing

Jasmine: oh my satan
Jasmine: okay, stay calm, get the writers to safety.
Jasmine: if you can, save the libraries.
Jasmine: I'll be there in a bit aight?

Ender: yes
Ender: OH MY XELQUA HE FOUND US UHHH
Ender: EVERYONE GET OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW

Jasmine: OKAY STAY CALM.
Jasmine: you good out there Ender????

Ender: yes, we got all the writers out safely
Ender: Im gonna have to call the emergency meeting in the Fanfiction tower
Ender: the other fandoms surely will suffer too
Ender: see ya there aight?

Jasmine: okay I'll be there as fast as possible.
Jasmine: *hangs up*
Jasmine: ...
Jasmine: double toaster fuck.



Dream: wth is taking her so long I wanna start dessert

George: I'll be dessert

Dream: yes pls

Jasmine, dressed in a business suit: emergency I gotta go lol

Bad: what???

Jasmine: u wouldn't understand ur not a Fanfiction author
Jasmine: bye bye idk if I'll be alive
Jasmine: *chants weird spell and sinks through the ground*

Schlatt: she no clipped into the backrooms for real lmao

Bad: what just happened.

Niki; did she just...
Niki: disappear?
Niki: why though? She said there was an emergency?

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