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NSFW alphabet // Vander

Request: NSFW alphabet for Vander? 🥺

Requested by: ​Anon

Summary: It's in the title!

Warnings: Explicit sexual content

Notes: I may have indulged myself a little bit here. I will not apologise.
My requests are currently open! My pinned post () contains both a list of characters I write for, and a masterlist!

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A: Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Vander is incredibly attentive. Sleepy, but attentive. it may take him a moment to try and get up to get what you need, but he'll do it.

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

He's a fan of his upper arms and back. He feels like they accurately portray the hard work that he put into both protecting his people, and building a home for his family.
As for his partner - any part. Just the fact that he has a partner will make them akin to a divine on earth, for him.

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Vander is a rather primal man, in truth, and so he likes it inside, rather than anywhere else.

D: Dirty Secret

There have been many times when he's fantasised in taking you on the surface of the bar. Whether or not it's in front of patrons, he doesn't care.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

He's secure in at least the basics - and familiar with what he likes. He'd like a lot of communication between the two of you though, so he can find out what you like - he's not a mind reader.

F: Favorite Position

Probably lotus - or perhaps cowgirl or reverse cowgirl if you're feeling extra spicy.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

If there's something that can be laughed at - like someone falling over, or something similar - then he'll laugh. His view is that a moment of passion should be lived in the moment - take everything as it comes. If it's funny, laugh, it's not a big thing.

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He's as well groomed as he can be. In truth he mainly started taking better care of himself because he now had a reason to.

I: Intimate (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

He can get very intimate; whispering in your ear how feral you make him, how you're always on his mind. He also likes the feeling of your skin on his - that feeling of closeness is something he can't get enough of.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He used to. A lot - he had few other ways of sating himself. However when the kids came into the picture, he stopped - he didn't have the time to anymore. Then when you came into his life - well he just didn't need to.

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Breeding, bondage, overstimulation (on both ends), size and marking.

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Usually the bedroom. It's the safest place, and he doesn't really want to be caught by the kids.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Confidence. You coming on to him - dirty talk especially. Also you intentionally trying to turn him on; he'll act like it doesn't work, but in reality it works incredibly well.

N: No (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Anything to do with knives. Hard pass for him.

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both in equal measures, in honesty. He likes receiving the pleasure that you give him - you work wonders on him every time - but he also likes the fact that he can make you writhe so easily.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He'll start out nice and slow for you, letting you get used to him, before speeding up and eventually getting almost relentless.

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn't usually risk quickies - it's way too risky, especially with the kids around. They don't usually satisfy him anyway.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's game to experiement, but risks are something you'd need to properly discuss before trying - such as quickies, which he did explain the reason why he's primarily against them.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last, etc.)

Vander's rounds are long - you may not think it, but damn. He can go for a while; and for maybe two, three rounds. He will also purposely make you go on for longer, just for a little bit of fun.

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't when you first get together. But, as you start to get more familiar with one another, he takes the liberty of getting some - for the both of you.

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He likes to tease and be teased. He can be incredibly unfair sometimes, leaving you wanting for more both through verbal teasing but also physical teasing.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He tries to not be loud - for obvious reasons. But if he was given half a chance then he probably would be decently loud - I don't think he's typically a quiet man.

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

Sometimes he'll get a little carried away with some of his indulgences, like marking. When this happens, though, he will help you try and cover them up, if that's what you want - though he does like seeing the marks on you in the day.

X: X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants)

Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. Girth? Excellent. Length? 10/10
Wow.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's pretty high - though he often subdues it thanks to his job and his family, who he puts above all else.

Z: ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He makes sure that you're comfortable and have all you need. Then he slowly drifts off to sleep, but can be woken fairly easily.