the tales of an annoying bacon

part two: a whole new world

Peppa was finally happy - but not for long
As soon as she entered Haikyu!!, everyone noticed it was a bad idea. Expect for herself of course, she didn't seem to notice anything else but the setters deformed face. He would always look at her with those eyes which looked like a kinder-gardener had mixed every available colour together. What a dream. Little did she know that this dream was in fact a nightmare. But enough with the foreshadowing, no one is actually invested in this story so I will just get to the point. The shitty learned receiving volleyballs but even tho her arms were drawn longer now, they still were thin like noodles and weak like Sakura. In fact they were exactly like Sakura: pink, stick like and no use for anything. Other that her tremendous head (surprisingly). Usually people use their head for storing a brain inside of it but since Peppa had nothing to store the head decided to find its own destiny. Receiving balls. Volleyballs. The worst part being that it didn't even hurt the stupid because, well there was nothing in it that could possibly hurt anyways. Other than that tho she was pretty much unuseable, as always.

Soon she was being bullied by the whole team, including Iwaizumis- aaaahh I mean her- boyfriend. For some unexplainable reason she didn't seem to care one bit tho (that unexplainable reason probably being simping).
Not only her mental health was being attacked tho. Some might say words hurt more that any stick. Others say "wanna see my fists?" But the wise and clever animators said they would take the best of both worlds. And yes they did dance to that song while wearing a 2 meter Hanna Montana towel across their shoulders. Anyways back to the story that no one cares about but for some reason can't stop reading it. The Annoying kept breaking her fragile bones. This led to her having more fractures than Midoria could ever have. Gladly she didn't notice that so much time went by, that technically more than five years had passed and nothing made sense anymore. She kept playing Volleyball for Seijoh. She kept being harassed. She kept breaking her bones and she kept being a nuisance to everyone around her. Everyone involved in this nightmare could really call themselves lucky that all of this was an illusion and not real live. If you want to know what real life is like you will have to wait for the next part. For now Peppa is trying to flirt with Oikawa again.

The important word here is trying. "Are you a child?, cause I wanna spit all over you;)" or "Are you Todoroki?, cause you burned your way to my heart and are frozen in my memory ever since" were just some of her wild come-ups. Did she think they were good?-Yes! Did Oikawa think they were good- No! Did his boy-ahh I mean best friend think they were good?-No! Did anyone think that they weren't a reason to fabricate her into ham?- No but that wasn't an option, not yet. No matter what happend, she kept on trying like the pathetic little simp she was. Other that braincells, height or normal looking eyes that didn't look like they were sent by satan himself, she didn't lack hope. Hope that Oikawa-senpai will notice her. According to her he was still the most not vomited out looking human being of all time. Personality wasn't something she cared about anyways, and he even had a nickname for her: ✨bacon✨. He was perfect for her in every way, should you decide to ignore the part of him being very gay. Which was exactly her strategy...

Shooootooooo, shouted a distant voice. Yes it's getting weird again. (If it weren't already) Apparently the VR gear started glitching. It was built for SAO and not the cartoon world of Peppa Pig. The virtual animated characters didn't seem to notice at first of course because now Seijoh was fighting Shiratorizawa. Ushijima went crazy. So did Oikawa. They were trying to kill each other with Volleyballs. For safety measures neither of them were allowed to serve. Not since the "incident" (Imma just say Oikawa litterally hit it till it broke and the floor didn't like). Both of the teams had their own motivations which led to the heated collision on the court. Oikawa was sick of hearing that he should've come to Shiratorizawa, Peppa desperately wanted to impress him, Onion head was scared of tendou and wanted it to be over as soon as possible, Ushijima was very ambitious and naturally gave his best, Tendou just had fun with crushing the opponents spirits and Shotoooo just wanted Peppa to leave and thought if they won, the simulation an it's suffering would end and Peppa would finally face her destiny.

The simulation started to crash more and more. (Just like the floor after Oikawas last serve) The opposing teams gained too much power for their own good. After Ushijima started using Rasengan no one could take it anymore and it ended 40:39 leaving no one with a win. Okay but enough with the story -it has been a while since I made fun of someone so who is next? Darn it I forgot who it was. Ah yes now I know it was Sakura. Sorry but she is just so irrelevant I couldn't remember. Anyways, you probably wonder what the short one is doing- no not hinata- but where is Peppa. I have to go find her so I can continue telling her story. While you wait here is some popcorn 🍿. Have you ever wonderd where baby pigeons are? I have nev- ah here she is! Okay back to the ugly gonnabe bacon.

Shitty started to feel dizzy.
It felt like the never healing whole of loneliness in her heart grew faster than Connie died in the promised neverland. Some might speculate that this anonymous and mysterious feeling was caused by the missing of her heart due to all the glitches. Only speculations tho. As soon as she heard a loud "thumpf" sound behind her-all was forgotten. Ungracefully she swung her non-proportionate head around to find the love of her live lying on the ground looking like a piece of cheese nobody wanted to touch. More and more people started feeling like there was something missing- probably because body parts kept glitching away. Full of worry the ugly one wanted to comfort the cheese looking pile of data before she disappeared into the void. "Now you look like a lovechild of an invisible girl and midorias dad" shoto spoke calmly before returning to his own anime like nothing happend.