"This is re-donkey donk!" Screamed Jermina. His Everquest character had died. After the months of work he had put into it. He stood up from his computer chair and kicked his Mountain Dew across the room, he looked around his mess of what he called a room. Clothes here, chips there, it was a mess, but........ He didn't care. He sat back down and started to put on his headset when there was a loud knock on his door. "Ol' happysnacks!" Jermina walked over to the door and opened it. There stood his father, Reynaldo. "Son" Reynaldo said. "Time to get a life, you have been addicted to Everquest for years now! Please stop!"
"Well". Said Jermina. "I can't get a life like civilization, people are weird!" So then Jermina gently placed his hand upon his fathers' face and started to shove it into Reynaldo's' mouth. "Hey you feel it, it is nice isn't it?" Said Jermina. "Dem lips are nice indeed!" Said Reynaldo. Then Reynaldo shut the door and left Jermina alone in in is house. But then Reynaldo said through the door, "son, got a surprise! Get a job and a girlfriend in a week or I am bulldozing your house down." Jermina fell on the floor and dragged himself to his computer desk, re-spawned his Everquest character, and played for 8 more hours before passing out in a joyous heap of darkness and dispair.
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RandomThe first and the best story I have or every will write. This is what life is about, this loquacious stuffiness. Yea
