The Fanfiction

EPISODE 2

"Whoa what happened?" Said Jermina as he woke up in his computer chair. He sat there staring at his computer screen with Everquest running. When he jumped up, and remembered what his dad Reynaldo had said. Jermina then screamed "Holy mother of God!" as he ran across his mess of a home. He didn't want to leave his 3 story home, it's first floor is made up of the living room and computer lab, along with his first out of two bathrooms. The second floor is made up of the kitchen and the second bathroom, along with his bedroom. But the third floor was off-limits. He had to air-seal the door leading up there because of a gas leak, and then a frag grenade Jermina had bought on ebay exploded. But the house was his, and the one all of his grandparents had died in. 

Jermina walked over to his front door and opened it. The light made him fall on the floor and have a seizure-like-thing. He crawled out of his house and shut the door. He also made a hissing noise and his neighbors stared at him like he was a Smeagol or something. He eventually stood up and looked around, who were these people living by him? What is that giant yellow thing in the sky? What planet is he on? He pulled out his phone and called his friend Valentin. "Hey there you old poo." Said Valentin. "Dude i'm like twenty five, and I have a question for you." Said Jermina. "Is your club, the 'Wonky McConnell' open tonight?" "Yeah, it is" Said Valentin. "Good because I am coming there tonight to find a chick to hook up with." Said Jermina. And with that he slammed his phone on the ground, it only cracked. "DIE YOU DISBARMENT!" Yelled Jermina as he stomped his phone, and pissed on it. "Die." He said one last time "Die."