The Fanfiction

EPISODE 5

Jermina woke with a start in a bathtub with what he guessed was 5 gallons of cocaine. Jermina stood up from the powder and walked to the bathroom door, locked. Jermina swore like a silly little sailor man and fell on the floor. He looked under the door and two eyeballs that looked like they had been ripped from someones face staring back at him. He jumped up fell back into the bathtub, he needed to find a way out. He screamed at the top of his lungs "Katia, could you please get me out of here!" Suddenly there was three gun shots and three bullet holes appeared in the door. Jermina was hit by one in his leg and he shouted in great great great pain. He then shoved his finger in the bullet hole screaming: "HOLY DOG'S ANUS HOLE SHITFACED GOD!" And dug the bullet out. He passed out in remorse. He woke up again in the bathroom, on the floor, with a bullet in his hand. He stood up, then fell down from the pain, then slowly stood up and with his other leg, kicked the door down. Katia was nowhere to be found. Jermina found a random golden Desert Eagle with the number 666 written on it along with 14 bloody hexagrams. He slowly walked around the corner with gun in hand, and saw Katia standing at the end of a hallway, with a propane tank in hand, Jermina stood there. And Katia said: "Try, Try to shoot me, but if you miss, we both go boom!" She laughed at her clever plan, knowing it was a hard task at hand for poor poor Jermina. Then without thinking Jermina shot, and missed, hitting the propane tank and being blown outside the house, a flaming bloody pulp he passed out.

Jermina woke once again in the driveway of this house, he sat up and he was in bad shape needed to go get medical help. He started to stand up when he saw Katia, with no arms or shirt, or boobs, or half a face, walking towards him , he could see her rib-cage and heart and the inside of one of her lungs, and half her skull. She screamed an ancient war cry and ran towards him. He saw the Desert Eagle on the ground and picked it up, aimed and shot. The first bullet hit her in the face so hard that she flew backwards from her face. Blood from her mouth flew into the air and turned to stardust and flew into the cosmos. Then a  Antonov An-225 flew from the sky and crashed onto her body she literally exploded and Jermina flew backwards into the street, he then looked to his side and saw a minivan coming high speed at his face, the last thing he saw was the bottom of a Goodyear tire.