Piggy Book 3: The Adventures

Chris vs Kratos

Chris was digging through the under ground at high speeds on his way back to his bunker. The trip is pretty smooth and easy. After a minutes, Chris flies up from the ground and starts doing parkour, flipping and leaping through trees and stuff. But then to Chris' surprise then excitement he watched as his whole environment change from a green flourishing woods to a frost infested forest. Chris keeps moving until he eventually finds a small wooden house. Chris stops because his zombie nature is taking over. He can smell two brains inside the house. "Oohoo boy! I smell bitch! Wooppity do da I'm bout kill some ass!" Chris sings as he skips to the door of the house. Chris stops and knocks on the door. Chris is then met with the sound of metal, squeaking, wood hitting other wood along with other noise, all the sounds together sound like something opening and closing. Soon a tall and muscular man with bleach white skin with red markings on his body, a large majestic beard, shoulder pads, and other bit of clothing, the dude looked angry. The dude look like a prehistoric chip and dale dancer to Chris. Chris sinisterly smiles underneath his metal hockey mask. "What do you want?" The angry white man asked. "HAHAHAHA!! Hey there, sir! I gotta question for you! AHAHAHA!! You ever wanna die?!" Chris said. The angry white man looked confused and somewhat taken aback but he didn't say anything. "I see, you maybe don't have the answer to that, maybe you ain't never thought of that. Don't worry have other ways to entertain." Chris said. "It would be wise to leave now." The white man said. "Oh don't worry sir I'll be leaving real soon but before that, wanna play a game!?" Chris said. "Leave my home." The white man said. "Great, so the rules to this game are quite simple. It's called Pimp or Wimp. And the rules are that, you have two options. Either you run those hands and my fade, or run them pockets, Nigga!!" Chris said pulling out Barrett MRAD. "You do not want this fight." The man said. "Nigga yes I do! I'm a real ass nigga, what's really good then?! Im about to whip somebody's ass! OH IM ABOUT TO WHIP SOMEBODY'S ASS!" Chris sang. The angry man stayed quiet. Chris went quiet. "HAHAHAHAHA!! I got a good one for you! What's red and bad for your teeth!? hehehehahahaha! My bloody ass stop sign straight to ya face bone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Chris says as he also pulls out his stop sign and smacks Kratos hard across the face. Kratos looked at Chris who then did a jumping roundhouse kick into a left hook to the body the left hook to the face, pull the blaster up to his face and pulling the trigger. Chris jumped and attempted to side kick Kratos. But Kratos caught his foot. "I warned you." Kratos said. "There we go. Put ya paws up, Nigga." Chris said. Kratos pulled Chris in by the leg and punched him in his chest, knocking him across the ground into the snow. "You would not listen." Kratos said as he turned to face inside the wooden house. Kratos walked to Chris, grabbed him by the arm and pulled him up. "Hehehehe... Well, let's get this party started then. And I brought favors for everyone." Chris said. Chris then turned on Kratos and uppercut him in the stomach so hard he took flight. Kratos fell onto the other side of the house with a crash before landing in the snow. Kratos quickly stood up and looked to the roof of the house seeing Chris standing atop of it. Chris let out a maniacal clown cackle, putting his gun onto his back and holding his sign in the air. Chris leaped into the air and tried to curb stomp Kratos but Kratos combat rolled out of the way. Chris made spikes come out from the ground in a straight trail, following Kratos. Kratos leaps into the air onto the side of a tree. Kratos takes his axe and yeeted it at Chris with a fraction of his full strength. "HAHAHAHA! Hey big fella I think you drop this! Here, have it back!" Blicky said taking out his hammer, swinging it at the axe, knocking it away. Blicky raised his right hand by his head raising a ton of metal spike rods from the ground. Blicky then pointed up at Kratos which sent the spikes spearing through the air in Kratos' direction. Kratos turned around and punched the bit of the tree that was positioned underneath his body, allowing the tree to fall over onto the spikes on the ground. Kratos held his hand out in front of him. Blicky saw this and took his Barrett from his back, aimed it a Kratos and started unloading bullets at Kratos' head. From behind Blicky, the axe from before started to vibrate and rattle in the dirt, but then ripped itself from the ground and started flying towards Kratos' hand at top speed. Blicky, while shooting could here a verring type noise in the background of the gunshots. Out of nowhere, the axe came in slicing Blicky's head clean off his shoulders, stopping for nothing. It would keeep flying until it got to Kratos. As it was moving through the air it sliced the bullets Blicky was shooting earlier, in half, before they actually made contact with Kratos. Blicky's head shot into the air and fell back onto his shoulders but backwards. Blicky turned his head back around and let out a faint and goofy chuckle. "hehehehahahaha! Woooo! What a ride!" Blicky said. Kratos let out growl before jumping to the ground and dashing towards Blicky. As he was running, Kratos was yanking the metal spikes from the ground and tossing them like javelins at Blicky. Blicky switched out his hammer for his stop sign, and was handling business, spinning and twirling the sign and deflecting the rods of metal. Kratos took some spikes and threw them and the took both of Blicky's knees out. "Ahh! Fuck!" Blicky said falling to his knees. Kratos took more rods and took out Blicky's wrists, chest, and his solarplex. Kratos makes it over to Blicky and punts him like a football into the wall of Kratos' house. The metal sticks through the wall and holds Blicky up against the wall. Kratos walked up and started wailing all over Blicky's cranium bone. Kratos did a right hook 4 times, then left hook 4 times, into a spin backhand slap then 1-2 combo. Meanwhile Blicky was grunting but laughing at the same time in pain. This wailing went on for 30 seconds. Blicky faces Kratos, opened his mouth wide and blasted Kratos in the face, knocking Kratos back. Kratos got up and his body looked like it was heating up, Kratos' hands burst into flames. Kratos hit the dash again. Blicky snapped the metal that pierced his upper body. Blicky leaned forward like a rag doll before leaning back up with an all black face and glowing bloody red eyes. The darkness from his face spread through his whole body before his cranium and hands burst into the same bloody red color flame. Lastly Blicky's head burst into bloody fire too. Blicky shot two red lasers from his eyes at Kratos with a demonic screach. While running, Kratos grabbed his axe and chucked it at Blicky. The axe sliced through the laser beams Blicky shot from his eyes and slammed into Blicky's head, nailing it to the wall and slicing off his mask. Kratos kept running at Blicky and went into a shoulder bash move, blowing Blicky all the way through the house with a loud clownish laugh. Blicky went through the house plus a bunch of trees and slammed against a giant rock formation in front of a cliff. Blicky stood up and switched out his Barrett MRAD for a SPAS-12. Blicky held the spas-12 in one hand and cocked it before flipping it over to hold by the handle. Blicky took to the air and aimed down at Kratos, Blicky started going wild. Cocking and blasting at Kratos. Kratos impeded our of the way from the first blast, jumped over the second one, and grabbed his shield to deflect and block the next 10 shots. Blicky strapped the gun to his back and fell backwards in to the ground at high speeds, sinking it to the ground as if the dirt and rock was made of something else. Blicky poked his head from the ground with black and blank eyes before lighting them up. "Can't kill Death!!! Death will kill you!!!" Blicky said. Red ripples of energy made their ways to the center of Blicky's eyes. Soon the ripples stopped in a focused cluster of energy until the shout out like light bullets. The lasers knock Kratos on his ass. Blicky drags through the ground and tunnels underground until he's underneath Kratos. Teal spikes pierce through Kratos' back meat. Kratos made no noise. Blicky shot up from the ground, launching Kratos into the air. Blicky flew past Kratos and flew back at high speeds, drop kicking Kratos back into the ground. Kratos flops onto the ground before Blicky does the people's elbow and pushes Kratos and himself deeper into the ground. As they were falling. Kratos put his hands above his head, laced his fingers together and slammed his fists into Blicky's back meat. Blicky grunted a bit. Kratos did it again. Blicky grunted. Kratos did once more. Blicky burped. There was a pause. "Excuse me! HEHEHAHAHAAAA!!!" Blicky said. Kratos grabbed Blicky's head and looked him dead in the eyes before jabbing his thumbs in his eyes like he did to Poseidon. Blicky laughed as if he felt none of that tho. Blicky's eyes began to glow red once more as he charged up more Chaos energy. "Die! DIE!!" Blicky said as he blew Kratos away with a burst of energy. Kratos flopped onto a giant rock platform that was suspended in the air by nothing. This rock was attached to other rocks by giant chains. Tricky fell and landed super hero styled on the ground. Kratos stood up and raged out as his body bursted into flames. Blicky pulled out twin Uzi's Kratos pulled out the twin blades that he carries around. Blicky opened fire, unloading everything out of the clip. And Kratos ran at Blicky, swing his chained knifes so fast that he just knocked the bullets away. Kratos spinned and swung his sword at Blicky's face catching Blicky off guard but Blicky combat rolled underneath the blade, rolled back onto his feet and jumped into the air doing a side summersault and started unloading still while he was airborne. Kratos looked up and started swing his chains around into the air so fast Blicky had trouble seeing it. Every bullet fired was sliced into pieces. Blicky blinked and opened his eyes again only for his sight to start going wild. His head was spinning and he couldn't feel his arms or legs or body...Because Kratos sliced him into pieces. Blicky's head plopped onto the ground. "Fuck." Blicky said. Kratos walked up to Blicky's severed head and picked off the ground. "I really don't like you. And that's saying a lot considering I hate basically everything and one." Blicky said. Blicky spit in Kratos' face. Kratos growled before he slammed Blicky's head into the dirt, making a decorative red splotch of liquid on this giant rock in the middle of this subset of purgatory. From behind, the rest of Blicky's body rotted and died. The remains of his body sunk deep into the rocks leaving black gooey cracks in the ground. A few seconds later clones of Blicky arose from the ground like the zombies they are. All of them began laughing hysterically. All of the clones crawled from the ground all armed with swords and fires arms. Kratos turned around and was met with all of the clones walking up to him cackling loudly. Meanwhile, the real Blicky's head sunk into the ground and arose a second later with a new body. Blicky walks up behind Kratos, stop sign in hand and quickly throws his hands over Kratos' head and chokes Kratos with the bar on his sign. The Blicky clones drew closer and readied their weapons. Kratos struggles to break free from real Blicky's grasp. Kratos took his left elbow and threw it back really hard into Blicky's torso. Blicky coughed but then began laughing. Kratos did it again and it nearly knocked Blicky's grip loose. But by that point it was to late. Blicky shot metal piles out from the ground, behind him and Kratos, impaling them both. The Blicky clones aimed their weapons, and unloaded everything they had. Kratos was still alive but barley. The Blicky's all threw away their weapons and drooled saliva from their jaws as their eyes looked feral and crazy. Blicky opened his mouth wide to an unatural extent, leaned in and began devouring Kratos. Kratos screamed and cried until the sounds eventually stopped. The Blicky clones dissolved into dust and soaked into the ground. The real Blicky licked and sucked the blood from his fingers and lips. Blicky roared as he powered up, lifting himself ablaze with demon fire, he felt stronger than ever after eating the corpse of one of the strong video game characters ever. The power only drove Blicky more insane. Blicky began laughing his ass off clownishly the only thing being heard for miles is Blicky's cackling echoing through out the vacant void.