Infernal Epistles

Letter #4

13 Hillcrest Rd. Cookham, Maidenhead, England

November 8th, 1885

Sir Doyle,

I do not know what black magic has given you a window into the nightmares of my eldest daughter, but I demand that you cease these contemptible diversions forthwith! The inscription upon the headstone in which you speak was consecrated by the highly respected Bishop Lord Archibald Longly, and beseeches all who happen upon it to keep it intact and never desecrate it, no matter the circumstances which may arise. The reasons for this are unbeknownst to me, but not important! Furthermore, to do so would be against the tenants of The Holy Bible and Jesus Christ himself, to which I have dedicated my life's purpose! The foul stench which emanates from within must surely be attributed to a dead critter of some sort, who has made its home somewhere near the area, to which I intend to find and dispose of!

Sir Doyle Saleos, I insist that you leave my family and I in peace, that we may live upon this land without annoyance or agitation and continue the Lord's work to its fullest extent.

Resolutely,

Pastor Bennett