Reborn as a familiar (bxb)

The most boring time in the world

After pitifully crying over how orange juice had almost killed my eyes. I finished all my orange desserts and man maybe being a familiar of a royal isn't as bad as it seems. I mean the orange juice had like zero pulp but other than that the desserts were good. Maybe I should just become an orange critic. A food cretic that only deals with foods that contain oranges. Ah yes a dream job. If only I can move towards that dream but no I'm stuck being a familiar in a zombie apocalyptic world. I mean it's not here yet but it's never too early to worry about my approaching doom. I should stop being rude shouldn't I? I could learn a lot. Like magic and how to survive!

Anyways I seem to be moving without actually moving. It seems that the summoner has been moving me towards the library. Hmmm interesting...

Also are you proud of me? I didn't insult him in that whole entire sentence? Huh? Are you proud of me readers??? (Author is just staring at you the readers: we'll go ahead tell him if your proud or not and maybe give head pats to the dear magic noodle)

'I guess I'll cooperate with him. I mean he isn't all that bad and I'm in a good mood because of the oranges. Plus isn't magic like really beneficial in self defense?' I thought to myself

The prince seemed to have been staring at me again...

"What you got a staring problem?" I accidentally said out loud. 'Damn it I was doing so good now the readers will be upset with me for relapsing into insulting little boys again'

(Author: okay I'll make sure he doesn't break the wall anymore. The wall bills will be too high if this keeps up)

He started to chuckle and whispered how different I was.... 'Wait when main leads say your different that usually means you get obsessed over constantly and never have time alone without them trying insert themself into your life right?'I thought and I must have gained a horrible look on my face because I was poked in the head and that seems to break my ever so constant paragraph long thought processes

"What are you thinking about little familiar?" He said in a casual tone? Wait casual?! He only is snarky, smirking, or teasing! He's improving!!! I'm so proud! I should answer his question though so I don't look suspicious

"Nothing much" I said. He's a kid right so he'll believe it right???

Why is he looking at me as if I just lied to him? He can't possibly think I'm lying right?

He looked kept looking at me and then sighed. Ah he must have dropped it. Smart choice kid

He then proceeded to walk away and come back with a heavy textbook that looked to be old and hella thick. Like really thick

As he started to drone on about how magic worked
(Which I will make a chapter on later)
I started to space again. No offense but history and magic sound exciting until you see a mighty thick textbook. He then said something that caught my attention.

Ringo

I know it's an awful name

I immediately lunged at the book. It seems that surprised him but he backed off.

This this right here was the start of the zombie apocalypse. Stupid ringo. I love that you made plot interesting but damn I don't want to live in a zombie world. You know how scary that is? Your constantly paranoid and scared of everything and everyone. Anyways this device will be picked up by some idiot or the antagonist and will start the zombie apocalypse.

I look at the prince then at the page and continued to do that until he gave in and started to read.

"Ringo, a hidden treasure. Once a- huh the rest is blurred out. Like someone rubbed water on it. How rude of someone to ruin the royal page of this fine library!" He said as he started to glare at the book

"Calm down kid" I said
It's nothing to really get upset about. Well I am a little upset but I don't want the kid to get more upset. I mean he's so young and I have years to find things on this.

"No! It's not okay!" He said angrily. "I finally got you interested in something I said and it's flying away just like a bird that's scared of a poacher! The only person who isn't impressed with me yet and the only person who I want to befriend and hang out with isn't interested in anything I do! This was something I wanted to use to bond with you but it seems to be just useless..."

I listened to his entire rant this time. I kinda feel bad. No scratch that I feel super bad. I thought this kid just wanted magic powers but he wanted a friend? I feel awful now. Sure he was rude but he's a child without friends. I was a rude child and I had like two friends. I was more brutal than him too. Well brutally honest that is. Children are brutal like that. One called me old when I was 11!!!

Well I'll become his friend I guess. I mean I never really gave him a chance anyways

I should probably explain myself right? I am older than him after all

"So that how you felt huh? Well you should've told me you wanted to be friends! I thought you were just trying to use me or something but if you don't mind having an always thinking and orange obsessed magic snake as a friend than I'd be happy to befriend you"
I said holding my tail/lower part of my body up while giving a smile

"W-who would want to use you! Your practical useless and you don't know any magic! Your so weird! Why hold you tail up?!" He said in a classic tsundere way. I'm really getting mixed vibes on your character. Wait oh my gosh is he tearing up. Quick y/n say why your tail is up!

"So you can shake my tail with your hand?"
I said

"Pfft- That's dumb I would just end up whipping you around"
He said as he tried to conceal a laugh. Tears going away like my creativity.
(Did anyone also recall that one episode of saiki k. You know when kaido was introduced and there's that one scene where a bunch of little kids who whip a snake around in their hands?)

I simply smiled at him

As I was enjoying this moment a pair of footsteps were heard

It was a butler with snacks I could only assume were teatime

The butler put the tray down, bowed, and then left.

"Oh look the butler brought us some apple themed desserts for both of us" said his high- I mean Louis

Wait did he say apples?

"Isn't that nice? You like fruit themed desserts right? Here try the apple juice! They just made it!"
Louis said probably excited because he thinks I like all fruit themed desserts

"Im sorry but I can't do it!" I yelled

"What do you mean?" He asked

"I am loyal to orange juice! I'll eat the desserts but I won't drink the juice. You can have it instead"
I said. I didn't have the heart to tell him. My entire page long argument on why orange juice is better

He seemed happy that I would eat with him but a little sad I wouldn't drink with him

Before he could reach for the drink. I remembered something and slapped his hand away with my tail from the bad juice. I always saw this one trick in movies where they would take a silver spoon and put it into the cup and if it turned a different color then the drink would be poisoned. While the prince looked quite upset that I slapped his hand I reached for the spoon and tried to pick it up with my tail. The prince seemed to drop being upset after figuring out what was happening and picked up the spoon and dipped it into the glass. What a smart kid. I would never tell him right now but he's a quick thinker. Anyways back to the results of the spoon!
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Oooooh fun spoon!
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The spoon turned a different color.

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