Reborn as a familiar (bxb)

The search begins

-y/n pov-
Hello readers it's me your favorite snarky snakey boy. How's it going? Anyways I left you on cliff hanger last time. What was it???

Oh! I got it!!!

The second male lead!!! Thanks to my amazing brain I have determined that it would be a good idea to bring in the second male lead. Though he's just a child.

Maybe I shouldn't....

Nah he's my favorite character I'm taking him. If I remember correctly he is currently homeless. So I'll just search the streets!!! Im so smart. I'll just be a snake on the streets. Nothing could go wrong right?

Never mind that. Now that I think about it if I saw a snake on the street I would scream bloody murder and run away from it or smash it with my foot. Whichever thought comes to mind first.

Anyways there has to be a way to track some random homeless child down right??? I mean if dads can avoid coming home for milk I can find one child in the streets

Hmmm let's see....

"What could you possibly be thinking about after we just almost got poisoned?" Said a young voice

What should I say to that?!

Oh me? I'm just thinking of bringing in a homeless child into the royal palace to become the muscle of this operation! No biggie! Where is this child??? I have no idea but we obviously might need him!!! I can not tell him that! He already thinks I'm crazy more than half the time! 

Okay just act naturally and answer smartly (y/n)

"Just......stuff?" I said
JUST STUFF ARE YOU STUPID AND WHY DID YOU PHRASE IT LIKE A QUESTION?!

"What kind of stuff" he said

WHAT DO I SAY?!

I panicked and said "uhhhh tracking magic!"

He nodded and walked off

I think I pulled that off. I was so calm about it too. Totally chill. Not panicked at all

Anyways while the prince is gone. How are you doing readers? Did you miss my glorious scales and my cute face? I know that the author has robbed you of me lately.

Oh? You want to know why the author would rob you of me??? Maybe it's because the author FORGOT about me.

(IM SORRY!!!!)

No you're not!!!

(I'll just sink into author jail now)

Hmm! Yes finally go sink away you and update more often. I am the voice of the readers and you will fear me!!!

I was brought out of thought and reader justice by a book being dropped on the desk in front of me.

"This book is a book of basic spells, including a tracking spell." The prince said opening the page to a basic tracking spell

"Did you leave to get that for me?" I asked looking at him with an adoring look. How nice of him

"N-No! Just learn the spell and catch the poisoner!" He said not looking at me like some kind of tsundere. Hmm? Nah he's probably just super nervous from the poisoner.

Honestly I forgot about the person who tried to poison him. That's my bad. Maybe it's not smart to bring another little kid into this mess.

Okay I got a plan. Catch the bad person first and then find my favorite character.

Maybe I'll find out how to be less scaley. Snakes tend to freak out kids. Okay focus!

Magic!

I start to read the book.

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This is BORING!!!

My attention span is too short for this!

No! Don't do this to yourself! You almost died again! You need to find this solution for yourself.
...and the kid I guess. I mean he is pretty nice. He gives me oranges and I guess I would consider us friends. Even if he touched that disgusting apple juice!!!

Ugh apple juice what a vile thing!!!

Man it would suck to be someone who like apple juice more than orange juice. It's okay they probably just don't get how good orange juice is

I then looks over at apple juice loving readers then looks away.

I refocus on the book.

The book said to imagine and find....

How am I supposed to do that!!! I've never even used magic! Ugh!! This world sucks!

I'm basically able to use magic right? Like familiars are summoned by magic and from what I saw from the few appearances that the princes familiar made the familiar also used magic.

I relooked at the book and thought of the poison. Maybe by thinking of the poison it will lead me somewhere. Like a trail!

Keep thinking!!

I focus really hard while staring at the ground and it happened a trail of light going towards a certain direction.

I guess we just follow now to the evil person who's poisoning a child!!!

What a sick individual

Let the search begin

Nah that's such a cheesy last line isn't it???

Ewww now I feel gross.

Okay actual last line

See you next time on this story readers. I'll see you next year or something. Damn author keeping me away from the readers! When will your evil end?!

(Stop coming after me!!! You know what now I'm going to get more evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mwahahaha!)

(I'll see you soon readers or maybe not! >:) )