Pichle chapter pe chhodi hui ghodapanti aaj hum revise karenge. Yeh raha recap:
Gandhi ji k chaar senior bandar, ghabraye hue freshers, Jungkook ka pehla pyaar Damini bai, Felix ka Alia Bhatt pe crush, Jisung aur Hyunjin ka usual free ka drama (with Kkami, special mention), Jimin aur Taehyung ka bhaichara, aur finally, freshers ka mission: to enroll in a society.
"Bhai," Hyunjin kehta, "Hume toh asli society accept nahi karti, yeh college kis khet ki murgi hai?"
"Murgi-" Jungkook ka dil ro raha tha.
"Sahi baat keh di yaar," Jimin agreed.
"Toh ab kya karna hai?" Jisung puchhta.
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Hyunjin and Taehyung stood before the door of the debate society. Looking at each other giving a little "tu kar sakta hai, beedu" as a reassurance, dono kamre main gaye, and observed how there were TOO many people to count on their fingers.
Waise 11 log hi the, but sab Hrithik Roshan jaise 11 ungliyo wale nahi hote na.
Taehyung stepped in, and Hyunjin uske peeche peeche andar ghusa. Two seniors -- namely, Xiumin and Baekhyun -- ek table k peeche baithe the, aur baaki 11 log nervously wait kar rahe the.
"Hi, I'm Kim Taehyung and he's Hwang Hyunjin. We would like to join the debate club," Taehyung bolta.
"Oh, hi! I'm Xiumin, and he's Baekhyun," table k peeche baithe ek judge ne bola.
"Accha toh Zoom in ji-" Hyunjin started, but Xiumin corrected him, "Zoom in nahi, Xiumin."
"Zoom in?"
"Xiumin."
"Zoom in?"
"Xiumin."
"Zoom-"
"Pehli fursat main nikal!" Xiumin se saha nahi gaya.
"Isko maaf karo bhaiya," Taehyung stepped in, "We wanna join the debate club. How do we sign up?"
"Pehle debate ka demo do," Baekhyun bolta.
Taehyung and Hyunjin looked at each other, "Hain?"
"Haan. Aur tumhara topic hai-" before Baekhyun could continue, Xiumin intervened, "Your topic is 'why I'm not fit for the debate club'. And your opponents are Beomgyu and Yeonjun, who are against the motion."
"Matlab hume batana hai k hum kyu iss club main na jaaye?" Hyunjin ka muh khul gaya.
"Haan."
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"Jimin bhai," Felix cried, "Mereko Karate club main nahi jana!"
"Bhai, ise self defense samajh," Jimin reassured, "Soch agar Khadak Singh aagaya. Phir toh self defense chahiye hoga na?"
"Hmm, sahi baat hai," Felix maan gaya; haaye, yeh bhola bachha.
They entered the room, and andar do aadmi ek mukke se table tod rahe the, while a few others stood in the sidelines and watched. Felix ki phat k chaar ho gayi.
"H-Hi," Jimin spoke, "We want to join-"
"ARREYYY RE RE RE!" one of them exclaimed, pata nahi kis baat ki khushi thi, "Aao, aao! Mai Wooyoung, aur yeh hai San! Tumhe bhi karate club join karna hai?"
"Haan, bhaiya," Felix darte hue kehta, "Mera naam Felix aur-"
"HAAYE, KITTA PYAARA!~" Wooyoung uske gale k aas pass haath daalta, "Aaj se tu mera puttar!"
"Ehh," Jimin spoke, "Sab log ise adopt kar rahe hain at this point. Zyada hi maa baap ho gaye hai Felix ke."
"Mai tujhe bohot pyaar dunga! Tereko ice cream khilaunga! Tujhe bada ghar dunga! Tujhe-" Wooyoung couldn't complete when San intervened, "Bhai, tujhe baap banna hai, sugar daddy nahi."
Jimin sighed.
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Jisung aur Jungkook ek khet k saamne khade the. Jungkook smelled the air and breathed out, "Kya khushboo!"
"Tatti ki badbu hai yeh," Jisung grimaced, watching a guy from their college stand in the middle of the khet. Woh banda style se khada hota, paudho ko paani deta hua.
"Kumar Jungoo," Jisung rota, "Mujhe vermicomposting club main nahi jana!"
Kungjooj uska haath pakadta aur usko ghaseedta, "Aao, mitr, dharti maa ki khoobsurati ubhaarte hain!"
"MEREKO NAHI SAMAJH AAYA JO BHI TUNE BOLA BUT MAI NAHI JATA!" Jisung bawled as he was being dragged near the banda jo paudho ko paani de raha tha.
Woh banda mudta, aur badi si smile dekar kehta, "Padhariye! Mai Taeyong! Aap kaun?"
"Mai Jeon Kumar Jungkook aur yeh-"
"MUMMY MEREKO GHAR LE JAO!" Jisung yelled while crying.
Taeyong grinned, "Hmm, toh yeh hai mai ka laal."
"Aur kaun kaun hai iss club main, sirji?" Jungkook puchhta.
Taeyong apne aas paas dekhta and kehta, "Hum teeno."
"Oooh! We're in!" Jungkook khushi khushi kehta.
"So let's begin?" Taeyong clapped his hands, "Let's start with gobar gas creation!"
Jisung's eyes widened and he cried harder, "BAPPA MUJHE UTHA LE!"
(a/n: aage bhi hai lol
CoMMENT #SAVEJISUNG TO SAVE HIM FORM GOBAR GAS CREATION XDDD
Kaisa laga yeh? hehehe~
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Fanfiction[desi crackfic] In which six friends try to survive their college life and woo girls... let's not even talk about that. Just surviving. Yeah. - a BTS & Stray Kids desi crackfic - BTS: Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook - Stray Kids: Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix...
