Just a bit of Confusion (a Countryhumans & Throne of Glass Crossover)

Late Fourth of July Special

Sorry this is late! I was busy and didn't have a computer to wright it on! All that aside injoy! Or not I don't care.(This takes place a bit before the real story.)

Americas PoV

Today started out the same. 

I couldn't care less about today, knowing what was in store. I woke up without the realization that it was today. I know today is supposed to be a highlight of the summer for Americans, but to most Americans it's an excuse to buy fireworks, go to cabins, see family and eat hamburgers and hotdogs. To me it is the biggest week of crime and violence in July. (This is for story purposes.)

I feel my head pounding as I try to wake up from a horrible sleep. Truth be told, that was the first time I had slept in a while, but it felt far from refreshing.

I can hear screaming after hearing something about creamed corn. 

"Dad!" I hear from the kitchen, looking at my work pile and cursing to myself. I should have gotten more work done last night. "Dad! Iowa threatened Nebraska with a can of creamed corn and Nebraska is so scared so he won't get down from the top of the cabinets.I sigh. 

"Thank you for telling me Tennessee. I'll get Nebraska down."

I walk into the kitchen to see chaos. I'm used to seeing it by now, but it was especially chaotic today. I saw Iowa yelling things about corn, Nebraska on the tops of the cabinets, the Carolina twins laughing at the whole mess, D.C. trying to make breakfast for all of them and the rest not knowing what to do, so they were all doing their thing.

"Dad! I didn't know you were up." Said D.C. still trying to keep all the pancake batter in the bowl 

"Well I am now. Here let me help you with that." 

"No I got it Dad. I mean it. It's your birthday, you deserve a break."

Of course. How could I have forgoten. The one of the most (if not the most) inportant dates for americans. (Little fun fact, the U.S. counstiution wasn't sposed to be sighed on the 4th of July? Its true I just can't remember the date.)

Just as I was about to respond, I could hear my phone ringing from my office. I wonder who that could be? I started to walk to my office when a thought got in to my head. Do I have a meeting today?

Knowing Your luck, probably. 

Thank you for nothing Con.

I'd say it's a 60/40 chance 

It will be a meeting if its Maple calling.

Con agreed with that, knowing that I have a tendecy to forget things the more tired I am. And knowing I haven't sleeped for over two days, I have no clue how much I forgot.

I look at the caller I.D. sh*t. Its Canada 

Told you so! 

Shut the f up.

I accepted the call from Canada. And hear him grumbling about some thing.

"Hey Maple."

"Don't 'Hey Maple' me! You are sposed to be at the U.N. building! There is a North American Countries meeting and it's starting in ten minutes!"

"Jesus f*ing Christ Maple! You couldn't have told me later! If I'm lucky I'll get there less then a half hour late. Bye I'll see you later.

  I can hear Maple trying to stop me but I couldn't be madder. I run up the stairs while trying to check my schedule. I did forget a meeting to day. 

When America gets to the meeting (Because it's 12:43am and I don't want to do that.)

I'm finally here. It only took thirty minutes insted of 45 because of most people are at lakes and cabins. 

As I pulled in to the parking lot I remebered that I forgot the one thing that U.N. wanted to me to bring, my papers on global warming. 

Swearing to myself in multipule diffrent langeges. I get out and try not to countiue swearing, I grab the things I need that I didn't forget, walk in to the building  and walk past the many mortals I knew that worked there. None of them talked to me, My human form (illusion) haveing a RBF that could challenge Russia. 

I walk in to the meeting breathing sourt-off heavy and looking ruff. 

"Nice of you for joining us Mr. America, now before you rudely interuped me, El Salvador it is your turn to talk about he econnamy in your country." 

I was honistly to sleep deprived for anybodys sh*t right now. I just sat down in my spot and hoped that the meeting went by fast. 

It wasn't long before U.N. started to call my name, I was zoned out so I couldn't hear anything, I was staring at my hands. 

"Mr.America, MR.America, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" U.N. yelled 

Nobody's PoV

America sat there unfazed, still staring at hands, then out of nowhere said "If you're asking about my projects, I forgot them."He paused as if waiting for something ."If you're wondering, I forgot about this meeting, and was reminded on very short notice."America paused again this time being much shorter."If the person who planned this meeting had looked at the day at all they might reconsider."

"What day even is it?" asked Panama

"It doesn't mater. Let's just get this meeting over with." Responed America. 

A few hour later (When Ame Gets home.)

Americas PoV

Today was a sucsessful sh*t show.

Its about 22:30 when I got home so it was a really long day. When I walked in to the house I was greeted with the smell of burgers and hotdogs. I set down my suff on my desk and walked up stairs to change.

After I changed I went back downstairs to find the original 13 talking around the kitchen table. "What are you guys doing up so late?" I asked them. Making a hamburger while listening.

"Well... " Delawere started to talk "We made you soming we'd think you like." 

"Follow us Dad!" Said Roude Island as the 13 started to walk to the front door. I followed them outside and saw New York lighting some thing on fire. 

Fireworks. They bought Fireworks for me. On the day that I don't celebrate, they made me celebrate. I don't mind though. 

"Thank you guys. I Mean it." 

"We though that we could do something nice for you because you always take care of us." Said Virgina

We couniued to wacth fireworks, but out of the corner of my eye I see some thing fly out of the firework.

Probaly not inportant.

U.N. PoV

I hear a window break and go forward to the source. When I look in the room I see a small metal object in the middle of the room. 

I will save this for safekeeping but something ... something tells me that America has somthing to do with it. 

Sorry if this is bad I was writeing this in the middle of the night.  

Also sorry for not updateing we orignaly did this on a school chromebook.