Bonnie walked up to the regular customer and smiled.
"Welcome to Bonnie's Bakery!" Bonnie said."Give me the recipe."
"Wha?"
"The recipe for red velvet cake."
"Shut the f up regular."
"Gimme it now."
"Shut tf up or I will show you."
"Tell me now."
"Okay. Meet me after hours."
"Okay idoot."
"STFU."
Bonnie got to work. And by work I mean standing and smiling. She liked to just stand there.
The day ended.
"Why didn't you work, Bingus?!?"
"Stfu regular. Do you want to know my recipe or not?"
"Ok."
Bonnie grabbed red and showed regular. Regular laughed.
"That is red."
"Yes. It is you."
"What?"
Bonnie slammed regular in the head and took him to her basement for fresh ingredients.
BINGUS