Ok so first of all I'm going to rant about IceWings
part 1: lack of air conditioning
icewings should die when they leave the ice kingdom and my reasoning is: they have like built-in heaters to heat themselves in the freezing subzero temperatures right so when they go into like the FREAKIN' DESERT they overheat and die so therefore Winter is dead Changbai is dead Icicle is dead Ermine is dead every other IceWing who went to jade mountain academy is dead
part 2: the wall
the wall
HOW ARE YOU SO FREAKING STUPID
The WALL
you have ONE SPELL WHERE YOU COULD CAST SOMETHING LIKE EVERY ICEWING GETS UNLIMITED MAGIC AND NEVER LOSES THEIR SOUL BUT NO YOU CHOOSE A FREAKING WALL WITH NAMES ON IT!
THE STUPIDITY
part 3: blaze
OMG GLACIER UR SUCH AN IDIOT CHOOSING BLAZE OF ALL DRAGONS WTF AND YOU PLAN TO BE A "STRONG ALLY" TO HER I MEAN WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT THAT FREAKIN' TUNDRA WHAT THE THREE MOONS YOU KNOW SHE'S GOING TO DIE AND BURN/BLISTER IS GOING TO CRUSH YOU IT'S PURE FREAKIN' LUCK BLAZE SURVIVED
part 4: ok but Y U NO MUTINY
snowfall: is an ignorant spoiled brat
THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' ICE KINGDOM: I have no thoughts of mutiny whatsoever even though this puny dragonet would be easy to win against
snowfall: is paranoid idiot
THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' ICE KINGDOM: doesn't use that against her
WTF
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Rant Book: Wings of Fire Edition
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