Rant Book: Wings of Fire Edition

Rant 3: RainWings

this is gonna take a while

part 1: camouflage

no 

just freakin' no

how the heck do they know EXACTLY what is behind them

also no

how do they FREAKIN' CHANGE 'EM IN THE FIRST PLACE

yes I know chameleons but they don't make like SHAPES on their scales DO THEY??

and I bet they can't change their EYES

part 2: brains

there was nothing there because that's how many brains the rainwings have collectively, in text (NOT INCLUDING GLORY)

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOTS-

THEY HAVE HOSTILE DRAGONS BORDERING THEM ON ALL SIDES AND THEY DECIDE TO BECOME FUCKING VEGANS (no offence to Vegans) WHO CAN'T FIGHT CAN'T DEFEND CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANY POSSIBLE THREATS LIKE THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' MUD KINGDOM--

AND THEY DON'T EVEN NOTICE THEIR OWN DRAGONS VANISH I MEAN SURE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM BUT AREN'T YOU WORRIED THERE'S MAYBE SOME HOSTILE THING THAT WANTS TO EAT YOU OR SMTH!!!!!!!!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????

part 3: how they are not invaded yet

mudwing stupidity

how

have

you 

not

noticed

the

ENTIRE

FREAKING

RAINFOREST full of LAZY-ASS DRAGONS WHO WON'T LIFT A CLAW TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AND SUPER FERTILE LAND??????

SAME FOR YOU SEAWINGS

part 5: teeth

how are their teeth not like human teeth yet? I mean yea ik they WERE carnivores, but if they became Vegan they would have flat teeth right? Correct me if I'm wrong I know almost nothing about biology-

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the end there may be a part 2