CHAPTER 5

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Yamihle's POV

I so HATE cows right now. They shamelessly murder our source of oxygen  and they don't even care. I once heard that they have three bellies , and that good people of the Milky Way Galaxy means cows are living the best life.
To make things worse , they poop everywhere because they know they have rights and it's a free country.

You must be wondering why I'm expressing my undying HATRED  for cows . Well let me bore you with a rather long story, imagine you are me, well we all know you can't be me because I'm awesome but that's not the  point.

Imagine you are me. You wake  up from a very lovely dream in your boyfriend's home, your boyfriend tells you that you are great and then you jump into conclusions and you think he is breaking up with you but he is not . Your boyfriend then tells you that  his sister will help you with regards your kidnapping neighbor.

Few hours later you have to go back home because your monstery family will be back soon and you have to cook but you won't because you simply don't want to .

Your boyfriend's sister offers you and your boyfriend  a ride since you are all going to the same place but before you can even enter  inside the car , you slip over a pile of solid waste of some fat cow and then you fall causing your face to be intimate with cow dung.

THE END.

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I don't even want to remember yesterday's events. I humiliated myself too much and the thought of yesterday makes me want to commit ice-cream overdose suicide.

Just when I was about to go to the outside water tap and obviously get water , my phone vibrated. It was a message notification from the boyfriend who laughed at me when I fell over cow dung.

Asa wam🤖😊🤡😂
Morning mami ,
is it still too early for
me to apologise?

My wife  😍💍❤️🎀
I won't reply.

Asa wam 🤖😊🤡😂
But u just did.

My wife 😍💍❤️🎀
🤐

Asa wam 🤖😊🤡😂
Yhooo so you are really angry ?
I'm sorry my cuteness,
my wife ,my everything.

My wife 😍💍❤️🎀
Lying is never a must.

Asa wam 🤖😊🤡😂
How did you
know I was lying ?
I swear I was convincing.

My wife 😍💍❤️🎀
😟You are not supposed to
admit that you are lying. You
are supposed to lie and say
I'm indeed your everything.

Asa wam 🤖😊🤡😂
Really?😕
But I thought you
said lying is never a must.

My wife 😍💍❤️🎀
Fuck off Asa , It's over.
I'm breaking up with you.

I then switched off my phone and I then hid it under my pillow. I know it's the best hiding spot but I'm a lazy person.

I brushed my teeth and washed my face.

The time was 04:55am .
I quickly made the famous White Star maize   meal porridge that makes babies to have swollen bodies and parents would think their babies are gaining some fats.

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