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UA staff group chat:

FairyCinnamonRoll: Why!

SpaghettiCook went online

SpaghettiCook: Why!

FairyCinnamonRoll: What are you complaining now?!

SpaghettiCook: You can't... I...food...

FairyCinnamonRoll: What? I can still eat, I just can't taste things.

: SpaghettiCook: BUT THAT IS MY PURPOSE...

FairyCinnamonRoll: Wasn't it to feed us when we are hungry?

InsomniaCat: Don't mind him.

InsomniaCat: He is broken by the fact you can't taste anymore...

FairyCinnamonRoll: He's broken? I am broken that you saved me... again!

InsomniaCat: And I am always gonna.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Why?

InsomniaCat: Because you are my student.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Fine, I never wanted to really be in here.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Nezu, I just sent you my resignation papers.

FairyCinnamonRoll: I am not your student anymore. Now leave me be!

InsomniaCat: Can't. I am still a pro hero.

FairyCinnamonRoll: So if I get to be a villain, you can?

InsomniaCat: Nope. I will still try.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Sheesh.... Guess I have to move away from Japan. You are only hero here!

InsomniaCat: Well actually... I could move there too.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Just leave me be!

NightNotForChildren: If he leaves you alone I won't!

FairyCinnamonRoll: Why you now? You need a kid reporting you for being a stalker or even better pervert?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: That would be impossible.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Let me guess, you are pulling some strings.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Indeed.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Now how is the resignation letter going on? I mean it.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Oh yes. I see no resignation paper.

FairyCinnamonRoll: ... NEZU! This isn't a joke.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: I am not joking.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Can I at least get out of the room alone?!

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Do not try anything. And Possibly.

FairyCinnamonRoll: I want to go to the restroom and this R-rated stalker is following me...

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Would you rather have Aizawa follow you?

FairyCinnamonRoll: ... Can I get someone else?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: What about Chiyo?

FairyCinnamonRoll: She gonna save me quicker if anything, so NO. How about Power Loader?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: You are trying something aren't you.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Maybe.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Maybe not.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Find out :)

ChuckyCheeseDemon: I do not think I will take that risk.

FairyCinnamonRoll: So you gonna change her to Power Loader?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Yes. You heard him Nemuri.

NightNotForChildren: I di

NightNotForChildren: Nezu... he just ran off the moment I looked at my phone... I lost him.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: @FairyCinnamonRoll Stop this immediately.

FairyCinnamonRoll: MAKE ME!

InsomniaCat: Nezu where the fuck is this problem child going.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Take a guess!

InsomniaCat: *sigh* WHY MUST YOU BE SO PERSISTENT TO DIE?!

FairyCinnamonRoll: ASK YOURSELF THE SAME THING BUT ABOUT SAVING!

InsomniaCat: BECAUSE I AM A HERO AND IT IS MY JOB!?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Since when does UA have a lockdown mode?

BetterThanBanshee: WHAT?!

FairyCinnamonRoll: This ain't stopping me!

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Izuku. Do not continue these actions...

FairyCinnamonRoll: What if I do?

NightNotForChildren: Then I'd be sad because I can't get those cupcakes again-

FairyCinnamonRoll: Go to Lunch Rush!

FairyCinnamonRoll: @SpaghettiCook SPAGHETTI!!!!!

SpaghettiCook: NO. I WILL MAKE YOU TASTE AGAIN!

FairyCinnamonRoll: ... Is that a promise?

SpaghettiCook: YES!

FairyCinnamonRoll: Sooo... can you turn around real quick in rl?

SpaghettiCook: YE- Oh hi there.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Soo ahm can I get that Spaghetti you promised me before?

SpaghettiCook: Sure!

ModernCowboy: Wait!

ModernCowboy: Did he just run around to make Aizawa, All Might, Mic and Midnight run after him to just get to the cafeteria?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: ...

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Apparently so...

HandyMandyWannabe: ... They must be tired... I saw him busting with his quirk running around.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: This is one of the only times I have been fooled...

MotherOfUA: I have a feeling, this won't be the last time...

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