...What Spahetti word...

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UA staff group chat:

CaptainAmericaKnockoff: Why are you making food?

ModernCowboy: For?

FairyCinnamonRoll: My classmates. I am doing the food here in the dorms.

ModernCowboy: Ah Okay.

SpaghettiCook: What ya cooking?

FairyCinnamonRoll: I made us some Lasagne.

SpaghettiCook: Oh? Nice.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Thanks. Tho I miscalculated the amount..

InsomniaCat: Just don't talk about the noodle in his name...

FairyCinnamonRoll: Why isn't it like a reference to the Spaghetti monster?

InsomniaCat: Nope... You would need the backstory to understand..

FairyCinnamonRoll: Alright.

InsomniaCat: Well when class 3A was class 1A we had a little problem feeding everyone...

InsomniaCat: He made spa-... The noodle.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Sounds good to be honest. I would love some. You can never have enough of it.

InsomniaCat: Well... He ended up making too much noodle and when it all finished the whole lunchroom was full of it...

FairyCinnamonRoll: Gosh I would love to have some now.... This just sounds good.

BetterThanBanshee: NO YOU DON'T WANT THE SPAGHETTI!

FairyCinnamonRoll: Why not?

BetterThanBanshee: JUST TRUST ME-

FairyCinnamonRoll: But.... I am hungry...

InsomniaCat: MIC NO-

FairyCinnamonRoll: It's fine. Oh ahm brb... A Dandelion is banging at my door.

InsomniaCat: Ignore it.

FairyCinnamonRoll went offline.

InsomniaCat: Ah Damit...

CaptainAmericaKnockoff: Didn't he just say he was hungry... Wait but didn't he made food? Or did I get something wrong?

SpaghettiCook: SPAGHETTI COMING UP!

CaptainAmericaKnockoff: No, No, I am asking if I am getting something wrong here.

SpaghettiCook: YES! YES! SPAGHETTI.

CaptainAmericaKnockoff: Anyone else besides him?

InsomniaCat: He did... This is why we don't say the noodle..

CaptainAmericaKnockoff: I get it now. But is anyone else concerned?

FairyCinnamonRoll is back online

FairyCinnamonRoll: Sorry that I had to dip real quick.

InsomniaCat: No problem... Who is the dandelion in question?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Kacchan.

InsomniaCat: ... Katsuki?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Yeah.

InsomniaCat: What the hell did he want...

FairyCinnamonRoll: Nothing much.

InsomniaCat: Are you sure?

SpaghettiCook: SPAGHETTTTIIII.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Wait a min. I need to scroll up to see why he doing this now.

FairyCinnamonRoll: And yes, Aizawa-sensei. It's nothing new for me by now.

InsomniaCat: How long has he been doing this?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Since we were 4.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Also SPAGETTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

FairyCinnamonRoll: XD Sorry. I felt like doing this. I am so sorry for being dumb.

InsomniaCat: Oh shit... What have you summoned...

FairyCinnamonRoll: A distraction.

InsomniaCat: *sigh*...

InsomniaCat: I was near the Cafetieria and happened to get a glance in...

FairyCinnamonRoll: Does anyone know the weather forecast for this evening? I kinda broke my phone and it doesn't want to show me the weather anymore.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: A storm warning

FairyCinnamonRoll: Thanks. Do you know when the peak will be?

InsomniaCat: Wrong... You mean spa- Noodles.

FairyCinnamonRoll: SPAGETTHHHIIII

InsomniaCat: NEZU! Help...

FairyCinnamonRoll: I am sorry.

FairyCinnamonRoll: I am sorry for what I did here.

InsomniaCat: Its not you Problem child!

InsomniaCat: I am being drowned in noodles.

FairyCinnamonRoll: @ChuckyCheeseDemon can you tell me when the peak will be?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Midnight. Why do you need this info though?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Thank you. A project.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Oh and Shota... Good luck.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Sorry again. Won't happen ever again. I wish you luck!

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