...What another failure...

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UA staff group chat:

ChuckyCheeseDemon: It seems he was found.

HandyMandyWannabe: He was.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: I just got a call by Endeavor telling me he had our student which tried to make him a killer.

ModernCowboy: How?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Running into a fight, jumping right into his fire attack, trying to get burned alive. Hawks is bringing him to our school right now but I also saw thanks to the drone that Izuku made the hero drop him.

MotherOfUA: Where is he now?!?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: 5 minutes away from UA. Izuku is unconscious. The hero had to take him out.

MotherOfUA: Is he hurt any?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: A bit burned from what I can see from far. He should have some burn marks but otherwise he should be fine.

MotherOfUA: Just burnt? No concussion from the fall or anything?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: No, thankfully Hawks caught him before he could hit the ground and otherwise he should be fine. I can't see any blood dripping from him or anything like this.

MotherOfUA: Okay good. I will be ready when he gets here.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: You may leave whenever this happens.

SpaghettiCook: While he's unconscious can I give him the chemical?

ChuckyCheeseDemon: You may.

SpaghettiCook: Yes! Spaghetti.

ETButBetter: So he got found?

NightNotForChildren: Yup

ETButBetter: What do we do with Endeavor tho?

NightNotForChildren: Nothing?

ETButBetter: But he hurt Izuku!

FnafButREAL: And Izuku also did jump into his line of fire.

ETButBetter: HE HURT HIM!

FnafButREAL: You already know Izuku is trying to die.

FnafButREAL: Not his fault he tried to make him a murderer.

ETButBetter: That bitch burned him!

ETButBetter: And he would deserve it!

ModernCowboy: I agree. But how would the media take that?

ETButBetter: You think the media didn't catch what happened?

ModernCowboy: What are you even trying to do?

ETButBetter: Just saying. We can twist truth if we need to!

ETButBetter: I mean in case he frames our cinnamon roll!

ModernCowboy: So basically you wanna lie?

ETButBetter: It's not a lie when we say it nearly killed him and the hero wasn't paying attention enough!

MotherOfUA: But it didn't nearly kill him.

ETButBetter: It is eonugh for a suicidal child.

ETButBetter: How is he?

MotherOfUA: He's fine short from a few burns. Which I would fix but I don't know his energy.

ETButBetter: ZAWA! YAGI!

InsomniaCat: *sigh* What.

ETButBetter: Can you give us more insight? Eating habit and so on? I mean you are their teacher and you are in their class group as well.

InsomniaCat: He doesnt eat a lot. Mostly just a little.

ETButBetter: Chiyo, is this enough insight on energy?

MotherOfUA: I'll wait till he is awake then.

MotherOfUA: Hound dog you can come with the chemical.

ETButBetter: WAIT! HOUND DOG?! I thought our Spaghetti freak had it.

MotherOfUA: Oh my.. I have gotten turned around. My bad I meant @SpaghettiCook

FnafButREAL: Ah I was wondering that too.

SpaghettiCook: Do you have a pill for it or you want me to spike his drink?

FnafButREAL: How is he gonna take a pill? He's unconscious.

SpaghettiCook: Okay i'll spike his drink then.

FnafButREAL: Can't you just go with injection. If you spike it, he will never trust us at all.

SpaghettiCook: Alright where do I get a syringe from?

MotherOfUA: How about just come over with it. I have plenty of them.

SpaghettiCook: Okay. Though it is in a cup.

MotherOfUA: That is fine. We can fill the syringe.

SpaghettiCook: Alright.

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