*on a yacht, somewhere in nothern italy, 1983*
"Opheeeelia?"
*takes sunglasses off* "My name is Olivia"
"How am I supposed to know that"
"You literally wrote a song called Olivia"
"Pff, that was a metaphor for the special shade of blue that's Louis' eyes-"
"What do you want, Harry?"
"Stream walls"
*sighs* *puts sunglasses back on*
"Waitwaitwaitwait. Do you have games on your phone?"
"I don't"
"But you're a mum." *rolls his eyes* "you HAVE to have games on your phone"
"Can't you just go swimming?"
"But that's boring without slides and diving platforms"
*sighs*
"And I saw a fish once, that scared me"
"Harry, it's pretty common to find a fish in the sea"
"Did you know Louis is still angry I made him the fish?"
"Please stop talking about Louis"
"But I miss my husband"
"Yeah me too, Harry..."
"Why don't you ever call me Jack McQueen?"
"Because your name is Harry?"
"Oh my god! Did you even LOOK AT the link I sent you?!"
"No..."
"You're making it really hard to tpwk"
"Just shut up please"
"Fine. I'll just check twitter for new funny holivia memes... or reread my printed copy of unbelievers... or watch the ultimate Larry marathon on youtube... oh, Louis just sent me a pic"
"Can I see?"
"No, wtf"
"Why not?"
"Because he's my husband? Ask your own husband for nudes"
*texts* "Jason, pls forgive me I still love you"
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larry stylinson ON CRACK
Fanfictionlarry one shots that shouldnt be taken too seriously i PROMISE i never consume any drugs during the making of this book i dedicate this book to @TPWLarry (author of reunion and pressure) because we share a brain cell and she told me to do this. and...
