"So lads" The annoying interviewer asks.
Niall is daydreaming about Nandos. Louis knows that because he has a small smile, closed eyes and saliva dripping down his chin and he says "Nandos" in a soft, dreamy voice over and over again.
Harry is playing with his hair, the wig scooting from side to side.
Louis doesn't know what Harry is thinking about, probably butterflies or something.
Zayn is not there because it's 2015 and he already zayned a while ago.
Liam is looking down at his hands and Louis wonders what goes on in his mind.
"We were told to ask you what you find most attractive in girls" The interviewer lady asks her next question and looks at the boys helplessly. She keeps her eyes on Louis probably thanking the gods (Logan Lerman playing poseidon) that at least one of them are listening.
"Louis? What do you find most attractive in girls?"
Louis plays with his fingernails in the gayest was possible, glances at the fucking shit bitch asshole management and shoots them a glare. There's a small fire coming out of his eyes and they burn to death.
Louis smiles.
"Probably their girlfriends"
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Fanfictionlarry one shots that shouldnt be taken too seriously i PROMISE i never consume any drugs during the making of this book i dedicate this book to @TPWLarry (author of reunion and pressure) because we share a brain cell and she told me to do this. and...