"wot de fook mAn?!?!?!" Louis yells with an accent everyone in the room has a tough time understanding.
Liam's eyes light up red, dangerous, as his voice drops, stops and rolls to a whisper.
"If
you
don't
remove
those
hands
there's
a
high
likelihood
you'll
never
use
them
again"
Louis just looks at him with a bored expression. "Really Payno?"
"I'm serious" Liam growls, his inner werewolf showing. "I will cut your hands off"
Louis scoffs, legend queen he is (we stan)
"HAROLD" he yells through the room without taking his eyes off Liam.
"Yes?" Harry says, appearing in the doorway in a chewbacca costume. (Where the hell have you been loca)
"Come here babayyyy"
Harry unimpressedly looks at his hubby™️ pressing Liam against the wall and walks forward, until he's right next to him.
Louis takes his hands off and turns Harry around, wrapping his arms around Harry from behind.
"What's this supposed to mean" Liam asks, frowning because he was quite looking forward to biting Louis' hands off.
Zayn, sitting on a cloud that floats around the room, with beautiful women and men around him, feeding him grapes, starts laughing.
"They're spooning"
Liam goes pale.
He screams and runs away.
End of story.
STARRING:
Louis the sass master from doncaster
- played by me
Harry in a chewbacca costume
- played by Hardin from After
Zayn as a god
- played by Zayn, the god
Liam the handbreaker
- played by Justin Timberlake
and Niall (even tho he wasn't even mentioned)
- played by Ellen, who's very generous
Written and directed by ilove1dbro
No Liam was harmed in the making of this oneshot
hubby™️
i'm gonna kill myself bye
YOU ARE READING
larry stylinson ON CRACK
Fanfictionlarry one shots that shouldnt be taken too seriously i PROMISE i never consume any drugs during the making of this book i dedicate this book to @TPWLarry (author of reunion and pressure) because we share a brain cell and she told me to do this. and...
