This isn't going to be a normal oneshot. A rare-ish thing occurred, one of my real-life friends visited my house! After we got sick of whatever we had been doing, it was already past my bedtime, so we were acting a little bit insane, and we decided to record some audio that I am now going to attempt to transcribe. Singing is in both bold and italics.
Note that this was recorded with the intent of being put on here, so he has given permission for this to be on the internet. Additionally, I am still exhausted, so this might not even be funny at all.
*Start recording 1/5* *Recorded at 8:59 PM* *Length 5:32*
Jacaranda: Alright, Wattpad! I'm going to introduce you to my sometimes best friend (?), Wolfpup!
Wolfpup, in an amazing podcast voice: Hello, today we are going to talk about Literally Immortal Canada!
Jacaranda: Heh. Yep, that is a reference to a card game we played a real long time ago.
Wolfpup: Yeeah. It's called Superfight, apparently because Canada is super?
Jacaranda: Yeah- mhhm. It was- basically, you pick a character and two superpowers and the other person does the same thing and, um, you argue about which one would win in a fight. It's- it's a fun game, but it gets annoying, especially when you only have two players, cause you kinda just- argue, and SOMEBODY is STUBORNNN!
Wolfpup: You're right. You are, you just can't accept that I'm better than you.
Jacaranda, exasperated: GOD, Wolfpup!
Wolfpup: Uhh- Okay, you got lucky with Literally Immortal Canada, but-
Jacaranda: Tha- I thought that was YOURS!
Wolfpup: YOURS WAS CANADA! Mine was the ghostbusters that were too pathetic to beat it!
Jacaranda: Mmm?
Wolfpup: Because they were too worn out from fighting that possessed doll!
J, struggling: Was that also mine? I remember this FAR diperenly- dil- DI FER ENT LY than you remember it.
W: Well maybe you should get a new memory card.
J: God, *starts to say Wolfpup's real name*- god, Wolfpup *Dramatic, exasperated, sigh* you are exhausting.
W: Then Canada was obviously gonna win the three rounds so we just made it win automatically because-
J: Yeah, okay
W: Literally nothing-
J: You know, this- this- this time, it's going much better than the first attempt, you aren't talking about Canadian at all. *Sighs and laughs*
W: I- Oh, okay, anyway. Now that we've wrapped up Immortal Canada, let's give some Canadian facts!
J, SO sarcastically: Oh, really lovely. Lovely. Geminitay is Canadian! *giggles, for some reason*
W, also sarcastically: Oh. Cool. Guess what, I don't care about Geminitay!
J: Cause you don't know who she is, because, you're not a nerd, unlike meeee!
W: *laughs* Well, I don't wanna be a nerd, though.
J: *High pitched, offended gasp*
W: Okay, so actually, Canada facts, ready! Number One! The man language of Canada is...?
J, laughing: The MAN language?!
*So much laughter*
W, physically unable to admit he made a mistake: Yeah, the women speak a different language!
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