You'll Regret That...

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TW- yall might cry... that's all...

Wordcount: 1,856

*Flashback*

Wilhemina's POV:

While I'm driving to work I take a sip of the smoothie gave to me before spitting back into the cup.

"A for effort," I mumble to myself, parking my car and walking up to the building, throwing the smoothie away before entering.

"There you are Miss.Venable-"

"Ah ah ah, I am 6 minutes early, don't talk to me until then, are we clear," I say to my pathetic assistant.

They nod.

"Good, and it's Ms.Venable. Not Miss.Venable, make one more mistake and your fired," I say walking into my office.

I sigh, sitting in my chair and pull out my phone.

Me: Hey baby, I love you so much, I loved the smoothie, thank you honey❤

Delia💛- Awe! Of course Venny! I love you too, have a wonderful day at work alright? I can make you another one in the morning tomorrow!

Me: I'll try and there's no need honey, it was just so good I can't have anymore or all end up wanting more and more, you made me addicted!

Delia💛: Mina..?

Me: yes doll?

Delia💛: you didn't like it, did you? ☹

Me: No baby, I didn't. It was absolutely vile. I'm sorry honey.

Delia💛: was it really that bad?

Me: yes baby, and to be completely honest, if I either had to take one sip of that smoothie or spend a whole week with myrtle. I'd spend a whole week with myrtle.

Delia💛: oh wow..

Me: don't be sad honey, just- I don't know what you put in that but... just stick to adding fruit to smoothies, okay?

Delia💛: But the vitamins!

Me: Cordelia, I don't need no vitamins.

Delia💛: actually yes you do!

Me: ...

Delia💛: alright okay, I love you, bye bye.

Me: love you too baby, goodbye.

I look up and see my assistant standing in front of me.

"Did you knock?"

"Well- no but-"

"Your fired, get the hell out of my office you pathetic child."

"Y-you can't do that!"

"I can do whatever the fuck I want sweetheart."

"N-no! I'm- I'm reporting you to HR!"

I just laugh lightly and stand up, "I am HR, bitch. So why don't you summon up all your your brain cells you've got left, and get the FUCK out of my office."

"Y-you-"

"NOW!"

She quickly runs out of the office and Jeff comes in.

"Damn babe, no need to make the poor girl cry-"

"So continue... what were you saying about this Langdon guy?"

"He's the Antichrist, he's apparently gonna cause the apocalypse in a couple of days and I need you to be a leader of a outpost."

"Are you... are you high right now?"

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