Recovery Izuku (Fem Deku)

Special Chapter: Izuku's Birthday!

Katsuki is roaming around in the hallway when he stumbles to Purple fuck and Half 'n Half bastard who was talking about something.

Katsuki was holding so many bags filled with different ingredients and since it's Deku's birthday, he have to cook everything that Nerd wants. She most likely to eat macarons, chocolates, cakes, icecream, candies and even cookies. She will be diabetic soon because of it but Katsuki couldn't care less because he was Izuku to be happy most of the time.

"The fuck you are up to, huh!?" Bakugo asked and Half 'n Half shows him a black card so Bakugo tilt his head in confusion.

"We want to buy something for Izuku since it's her birthday but she looks like she was busy, she left earlier and says that she will be back later." Purple fuck answered and Bakugo understood it. Izuku reminds him that he will go the bar where the Villains living and he can't even stop Deku to go there. She says that she will go back with them later and Bakugo don't know where they will pass because the teachers AKA Pro-heroes are here.

"She will fucking back with fucking guest later so do what the fuck you want." He growled and Half 'n Half sighed and Purple fuck rolled his eyes.

"But we don't know what gift we will get since she's not asking!" Purple fuck groaned and Bakugo just rolled his eyes in annoyance. Bakugo have to plan with his classmates about the party even the top 2 hero is here later because Izuku invited him! Why the hell Hawks is here! Izuku is friendly to the point that some of the Pro-heroes is here.

Why the hell he have to fucking answer these bastard when he was suppose to fucking cook the foods with the help of fucking sugar ugly man.

Bakugo sighed in annoyance because seeing these two being in love with Izuku is making him crazy! Not even them, but Pro-heroes and even Villains!? Everything is getting crazy!

"The hell, explodey boy. You should fucking start cooking!" The white haired man groaned as he walk with those ugly boots.

"Don't fucking order me! I will do what I want and I'm fast in cooking unlike you, burnt bitch!" I bickered back and he glared at me. This Dabi is giving me headache! Not only he was living with Izuku but he was pestering me also! Why won't he come back to their ugly house!

"Touya-nii, why are you here?" Half 'n Half asked while tilting its head. I must protect Izuku from these bastard, she's innocent and doesn't know what love is, she thought that these bastard just like her as a friend but they love her!

He pat Half 'n Half head. "I'm helping your class since it's Zuku birthday and they asked me to come here as well because they are decorating the common room." He answer and I have to rolled my eyes. "If you guys are asking for a gifts, I think Zuku will like your presence instead of presents. If you still want to buy her a gift  you can just buy her so many gummy worms or even clothes for her, well she doesn't like so small skirts or even tight clothes. Well, she likes those pastel crop tops that fucking Hawks bought for her. You can also try to buy her cute hair clips or even those Figures to the heroes except fucking Endeavour and fucking All Might, she hates them so much so don't buy those shits actions figure."

"Roger that. Thankyou for helping us, Touya-nii." Half 'n Half thanks him so I scoff with much annoyance because instead of holding a knife here I am talking to them.

"You're much help than this boom boom boy," Purple fuck shows his tongue to mock me so I growl at him but I don't have time to bicker with shits.

"She fucking likes onesies clothes except to fucking All Might and fucking flame bitch." I growl so they both nodded. "Don't fucking forget to buy her sweets because just seeing sweets can make her happy so much. Don't fucking buy macarons or cake, I can fucking make that myself."