Chapter 22.
The day was pretty bland, you want an example?
Bird & Orochi: ‘Yawn’
Yep, Orochi is sleepy….. ANYWAY, there was not much to do for him, Velvet was out with her team, Joshua was studying, and trying to talk with him when he’s doing that is too much effort for such low rewards
“Quick Flashback”
Orochi: Joshua, can you help me with something?
Joshua: ….
Joshua’s face was buried on the books, Orochi was waiting for the answer, but not even a sound was made by Joshua.
Orochi: Hey, Joshua?
Joshua: ….
Orochi: …..
“A few minutes later”
Orochi: Joshua?
Orochi started poking him
Orochi: Joshua?
Orochi started to jump and move around Joshua, then he inhaled and
Orochi: JoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJoshua ‘DEEP INHALE’ JOOOOOOOOO-SHUUUUUUUUUU-AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Joshua: …….
Orochi: ‘Pant’ ‘Pant’
‘BUMP!’
He blacked out on the table because of the lack of oxygen
Joshua: Hm?
Joshua took out some strange devices from his ears.
Joshua: Orochi? What are you doing here?
Orochi: ….. NOW YOU SPEAK HUH? YOU SON OF A-
“Flashback ends”
Orochi: ( Seriously, how long is it going to take until something fun happens?.... Wait, when was the last time something fun happened here?.... ‘Sigh’ I should just take a walk. )
As Orochi stood up, he walked around the school, everyone was with their teammates, talking, chilling, even training, but he was the only one with no one around, even Germain was nowhere to be found…..
Orochi: Wait.
Orochi hid behind a pillar, he saw something rather “Interesting”
Germain was walking around with a strange looking girl, well, at least by this place’s standards, he was talking with her, of course he couldn’t hear due to the distance
Orochi: Hmm…. ( And what you may be doing? )
He was being sneaky while following them, they go to the library, there he sees her looking around while Germain talks to her, he doesn’t see any suspicious actions… Until.
Orochi: ?
She is smirking while looking at Germain’s back, Orochi ready himself in case she tries to attack him, but then she reverses to her normal innocent expression.
Orochi: ( What are you planning to do?. )
He follows them, Germain takes her to the weapons locker room, Orochi stares her, the girl is touching the lockers.
Orochi: ( I hope you don’t try to steal nothing from here. )
After that they walk out.
Orochi: ( Dammit Germain, slow down! )
They arrive at team Rwby’s dorm, Germain walks strait in, Orochi sneaks outside by the windows to climb the building, looking by the dorm’s window, there was no one in the room.
Orochi: ( Where did you go? )
He saw another window a bit more to the top, he climbed more and when he reached it.
Orochi: ( Hehe, you won’t escape from my gaze so easily little gir- )
As he got there he saw
Orochi: ‘BLUSH!’
All the members of team RWBY changing their clothes. And Germain frozen in front of all 4 naked [ man he has the best luck]
Orochi: Ah!
Because of the sound he did, the girls noticed him, all of them looked at him, it was a minute of silence before.
Team RWBY: YOU PERVERT!
“MEANWHILE! In another room“
Joshua: ……
Germain: Oh, hello there Joshua, how are you?
Joshua: …..
Germain: Uhmmm, okay, so, b-
‘CRAAAAASH!!!!’
Germain & Joshua: ?!?!?!
They looked to the destroyed table, Orochi was laying there, completely beaten up.
Germain: OROCHI!
Joshua: Are you okay! Can you hear me!
Orochi: ….. ‘Cough’ ‘Cough’
Germain: ?
He pointed at Germain
Orochi: It’s your fault..
He fainted.
Germain: Eh? [ He's too damn pure]
Joshua: Huh?.... HUH?!?!?!
As Joshua noticed, Orochi had probably one of the hardest boners the world could see
Joshua: ….. You…
‘GRAB!’
Joshua: LITTLE!
‘SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!’
Joshua basically did a German Suplex on Orochi
Joshua: SHIIIIIITT!!!!
As he stood up, looking at Orochi that was completely buried on the ground.
Joshua: AND DON’T STAND UP EVER AGAIN!!!!
Orochi: ( I feel pain… But it was worth it )
[ as orochis soul flew to heaven we end this chapter - now you cut in and tell me to fuck off and continue the chapter ]
Nah, i liked that
[ Lol ok that's this chapter tomorrow we may see … a kitty?]
Meanwhile, in a forest:
Goman: ….. Hm?
A giant shadow appeared in the sky.
Goman: … What…. The…. hell?
It was Orochi, he had his hands together and was… pale?
Orochi: I see you in heaven my friend.
Goman: …… I’ll pretend I didn't see that.
He turned around and just went back to sleep.
YOU ARE READING
Remnants nightmare squad gogj (god) Volume 1
Fanfictionme and foxyhd10611 wrote this together enjoy the chaos Also bun bum bum chika bum bum
