Good day pinkwall. I'm going to tell a stop. Please don't judge me. 😂😂
Suh it was my man's birthday 🥳🥳and me decide say me aguh spice up things and surprised him a bare sup'n.
So I booked a hotel for us to stay for two nights. So that his bday catch us at the hotel and I chose the next night to give him the surprise.
In the day me call him and pick a fight with him and told him I wasn't coming back to the hotel.
You know the man say me lucky him a stay cause we done pay for it already 😂😂😒😒😒 anyways it still worked perfectly with my plans. Me make his friends call him out.
I got one of the hotel staff to help a girl out. Unuh know the big Birthday cake thing that you jump out of? Yes!! Good gyal got one of those.
So me and the girl work together and I told her after I got in the fake cake, she should push it to the middle of the hotel room. I had on a little thong and I put some whipped cream on my boobs and got into the box.
Now I told the girl to call my husband when she got downstairs and tell him I'm at the hotel.
Look like she forgot me.
People it was about a hour me inna the box a wait😤, when me decide to come out of the cake to check wah gwan me cyah open it😂😂😂😂 the fucking woman lock the sup'n too tight and me stuck.
Me nuh have me phone in deh and hungry start lick me me start nyam the whipped cream with tears inna me eyes 😂😂😂😂😂
God know me in the pray say someone find me soon, all a plan fi beat out tough face keisha (hotel staff) bloodclaat 😒😒
Anyways after almost 3 hrs me decide me nah stay in there no more and me aguh fight me way out of the box.
Unuh know say me inna the box a try buss it open only to hear the door a open suh me start shout suh the person could hear me.
Aye when me finally free up outta the box by my man of course, he was accompanied by my mom, my dad, my sister and our son🤢🤮😭🤣😪
Say dem a look for me for hours and cyah find me and him call the hotel and they said I was in the room.
You know say keisha say she never remember to call my man🤣🤣🤣 gyal all put my phone down inna the kitchen and push me inna the corner a the bedroom. 😭😭😭
Memba me naked enuh and me nyam off most a the whipped cream off my breast and the two cherries so can you imagine how me shame?
My father: a dem tings yah unuh a gwan wid🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mother: unuh need fi come church Sunday😒😒
My son: mommy and daddy unuh sick stomach enuh😳😳😳
My sister: me did know you was a little freak🤣🤣🤣
My man till this day: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kmt. Never again.
I kept the stories just as how they were sent it. Bwoy me did idle bad but I was just testing the audience. Laughing spoil over pinkwall🤣
