Ruben & finley breakup

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by _MindHQ_

by _MindHQ_

                                    
                                              Fuckass pov
*sigh* this is gonna be really awkward but I need to break up with him. His cock is too small. I bet Mungo's is massive or even Kai's.
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I'm finally at Ruben's house I take a deep breath before knocking on his door.
"Hey!" He answered, he sounded so happy to see me which made things even worse.
"Hi..." I replied not knowing how to bring the subject up.
"What's up?" Recycle asked me.
"It's just... your penis...it's too small, I'm sorry it had to be like this but... Minecraft won't add inches to your cock." I said before I turned away. Just as I was about to leave something grabbed my wrist.
"WAIT!" The rat called out, "Can we still be friends?"
"Yeah." I stated before actually leaving this time.
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That whole night I just thought about Mungo.
Word count: 145
I'm gonna write about this one time in Spanish when fin was on Kai's lap