Rock, Paper, Scissors

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⚠️Tw for sexual topics, I guess-⚠️

Naily: Oh my god- IF BABY OIL DISSOLVES CONDOMS, WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT DO TO BABIES???

Bomby: This might sound surprising, but babies and condoms are made of different material-

Nickel: It's like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Nickel: Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Cake in the distance: ROCK ALSO DEFEATS BABY

A/N: this was so painful to write because it's exactly 1:52am and I have to keep holding my laughter in 💀

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