Cake: Ok bitch- how many oceans are there
Pie: Dude thERE ARE EIGHT FUCKING OCEANS-
Cake: Ok but there's five-
Pie: THEN WHY DID THEY MAKE A MOVIE CALLED "OCEANS EIGHT"?!
Cake: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH-
*Crazy Frog starts playing in the background*
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Leafy: Do you have insta?
Roboty: no
Leafy: Snapchat?
Roboty: Still no
Leafy: Then what do you have-
Roboty: A fucking life
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Cake: What's it like being tall?
Needle and Eggy, picking Cake up: We'll show you :)
Cake, seeing the view: So beautiful-
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Leafy: So yeah, he broke up with me-
Balloony: Why are you looking up-
Leafy: I NEED TO CRY BUT MY FOUNDATION WAS 48 DOLLARS
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Loser: And just remember!
Loser, tearing up: No one will be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself-
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People on the bus: *arguing about nothing*
Grassy: EVERYBODY, EXCUSE GRASSY'S POTTY MOUTH
Grassy: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Lollipop: You play it, and you get 100 million dollars
Lollipop: But 100 million people will die
Flower: *plays the harmonica*
Ruby: FLOWER NO-
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HumorSo, uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhmmmm uhh um yea,,,, Objects literally being ✨️MATERIAL GWURLS✨️, idiots, crackheads, icons, and bitches -WARNINGS- • Swearing • Shipping • Dark/rude humor • Seggs jokes (I'm not proud of myself 💀) Also I hyperfixate, augh
