Sussy Love: Opposites Attract

Chapter 1: The Emergency Meeting

So. I'm Red, I'm the Imposter. Yeah, you heard that right. All this madness started one day. I was walking around to Electrical, when I saw the prettiest girl ever! Her name was Pink. I fell in love instantly, but why should she like an Imposter? I am for sure not worthy of her love, or am I? I walked to medbay and vented when nobody was looking. In the vents was my home. I immediately walked to my desk and thought of a plan to get Pink's love. "Maybe I should approach her and talk? Befriend her? I don't know" I thought. Then, it hit me. I needed to kill everyone she seemed to like until she likes me back. It was perfect.

The next day I decided to make my first strike. I walked up to her and started small talk. "Hey Pink! How's the weather?" I mumbled nervously. "Uhh, Red?" She said in a confused voice as she started connecting wires for her task. "There's no weather here, we're in space." Pink said. I knew my mistake. "Uhhh, I mean how are you?" I mumbled to her. "I'm doing good, how about yo-" Pink managed to say before getting cut off by my enemy. Blue. "Hey sweetie sugar pie? Who's this?" Said blue in a confused voice. "Oh that's just Red. He's a nice guy." Said Pink. "Well don't let this bozo ruin our relationship babe, Gotta go, bye honey sweetie pie sugar sweetie babe!" Said blue as he kissed Pink on the cheek and left. I was horrified. MY CRUSH, dating someone? Unacceptable! I said bye to pink and ran home to plan how I was going to end Blue.

"Hmm, Gun? No, everyone would hear it, Knife? Maybe, but my fingerprints would be on it" I thought. "AHA! I know! I'll trick everyone into thinking he's the Imposter!" I thought happily. Time to start my plan. I needed evidence though. I left the vent open to make it look like he was there before calling the meeting. I called it, everyone came. "What happened?" Pink said in a scared voice. "Did someone die?" Said Lime. "No, I saw blue vent!" I exclaimed. "But he was with me!" Pink said in a surprised tone. She wasn't expecting her boyfriend to get accused of venting. "How do you think he got to you so fast?" I said, and a lot of people agreed that Blue was suspicious. "That's really sus, Blue" Said Brown, "Yeah, thats sus." Agreed Lime and Green. "No, I can explain!" Blue yelled. "Too Late." I said as I cast the final vote. Everyone but Pink voted Blue. "Noo! Babe!" Yelled Pink right before Blue was ejected. "I was the Engineer!" Yelled Blue as soon as he got thrown into space. I went to comfort Pink, but there was Lime, hugging her and telling her it was okay. "Oh, Lime! You're so charming." Said Pink, as Lime kissed her. I stared and knew. Lime will die.