𝙵𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚕𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜

Edward won't drink his milk again!

Winry: what's that you're eating?

Edward: hmm?

Winry: Ed do you think that is healthy for you?

Edward: This is healthy!

Winry: pizza and cake? With French fries And doughnuts? With a Dr Pepper? You know fries are dipped in grease right?

Edward: no! It's dipped in love!

Winry: love? Love is grease?

Edward: I'm trying to eat here so if you don't mind...

Winry: Hey, I got a good idea! How about something healthy? Like milk.

Edward: I'm not drinking that!

Winry: come on, be healthy!

Edward: *grabs the milk and chucks it*

Winry: EDWARD!!! Drink your MILK!

Edward: No!

Winry: Drink your milk!

Edward: No!

Winry: Drink your milk!

Edward: Oh my god Winry, stop!

Winry: not until you drink your milk!

Edward: I'm lactose intolerant! You know this!

Winry: you're drinking your milk!

Edward: *unintelligible screeching* fine I'll drink it!

Winry: good!

Edward: *chucks it at the wall*

Winry: EDWARD!

Edward: *takes all his food and goes to the shower to hide*

Winry: when I find him I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. *hears a cough and opens the curtain* Ed what are you doing in the bathtub?

Edward: can't I just be here because I feel like it?

Winry: why are you in the shower, Edward!

Edward: because I like it here!

Winry: drink your milk!

Edward: no!

Winry: drink your milk!

Edward: no!

Winry: *throws it at Ed and leaves*

Edward: I'm not drinking that shit! *pours it down the toilet and flushes it* that felt good!

*a while later*

Winry: hey I see you drank your milk Edward!

Edward: mmhm!

Winry: you're gonna be so incredibly tall soon.

Edward: are you making another joke about my height again?

Winry: no no, you drank your milk, you're so mature now. So I decided to give you a reward!

Edward: is it cake?

Winry: it's something even better!

Edward: let me see it then!

Winry: I heard you flush the toilet Ed!

Edward: oh god!

Winry: come with me, you're gonna drink your milk!

Edward: you got another one?

Winry: yes, now drink it!

Edward: NO!

Winry: you drink your milk or else I beat it into you!

Edward: I'll transmutate your ass how 'bout that!

Winry: *gasps* excuse me!

Edward: you don't believe me?

Winry: Edward! shut up!

Edward: I'll still won't do it!

Winry: Edward, just drink your milk!

Edward: no! Winry, Winry stop! Oh god, why, stop hitting me!