𝙵𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚕𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜

Drivers Ed

Roy: nice turn Edward!

Edward: that's a compliment I haven't expected from you!

Roy: you just don't do it right mostly! That's all!

Edward: Oh cool, a person!

Roy: no! Edward, people are not XP!

Edward: they're not?

Roy: I regret teaching you to drive, MY car!

Edward: hey, that's on you!

Roy: if you kill someone, it's not my fault! No Edward, no speeding!

Edward: I do what I want!

Roy: speeding is against the law!

Edward: I don't take orders from anybody!

Roy: *tries to stop the car from crashing into a tree but it does anyway* see, this is why you should listen to me!

Edward: Bla Bla Bla!

Roy: wait! It's the sea... I don't think we're in Amestris anymore!

Edward: where are we! Wait, is this a new land that hasn't been discovered yet?

Roy: I'm pretty sure it's been discovered people live around here they probably know all about it!

Edward: I shall name it Elric ocean!

Roy: really? That's the best you could come up with, why not something that rolls off the tongue more... Whatever it doesn't matter!

Edward: This is my ocean! Finally, something I can call my own!

Roy: hey Winry, can you please come get us, Edward being the complete dumbass he is drove us into a tree and left us stranded in the middle of nowhere! Yes thank you, we are at the ocean!

Edward: it's called Elric Ocean, Colonel Bastard!

Roy: just ignore him.

Edward: Winry, you can claim the ocean too! We can both have oceans named after us!

Roy: come here quick please! I don't know if I can handle being around him for too long!

Edward: hey what're you doing surfing on MY ocean! Get out!