Winry: that little brat! Edward? What're you doing in my drawers?
Edward: nothing...
Winry: you're going through my stuff I'm not dumb!
Edward: no I'm not!
Winry: yes you are!
Edward: I'm inspecting it!
Winry: you cannot inspect anything in my room!
Edward: yes I can
Winry: why?
Edward: because, I'm checking if there's any Homunculi hiding...
Winry: let's lay down some ground rules!
Edward: there are no ground rules!
Winry: get out of my room!
Edward: uh, no!
Winry: Edward, I'll take off your auto mail, GET OUT!
Edward: that threat gets really old!
Winry: get out of my coffee Edward!
Edward: this is not coffee!
Winry: I can see you holding it.
Edward: this is Coeffay!
Winry: that is Coffee Edward, and you're doing it wrong! You're supposed to drink it!
Edward: no I'm pretty sure you eat it!
Winry: ugh Edward give it now!
Edward: aaah no I want more! *bonks his head on the cupboard* aaah Son of a... Winry!
Winry: really? Is that all you got!
Edward: yes!
*minutes later*
Winry: Roy, I want you to come get Edward! Yes I know he's banished! Fix the hospital! Listen, he's been getting into things in my room, he's been eating my coffee and wrecking the bathtub! He's not drinking his milk. He's a tornado wherever he goes, just please come get Edward! Yeah, bye!
*Winry Walks in on Edward laying on Winry's bed*
Winry: Edward, you are not sleeping on my bed, get out!
Edward: no!
Winry: do you want your auto mail dissembled?
Edward: would you care to explain this? *he pulled a chibi Edward from under the blankets and showed it to her*
Winry: that's personal!
Edward: it's creepy Winry, what do you do to it every night? Do you stab it to inflict pain on me like some voodoo type shit?
Winry: no...
Edward: then what the hell do you do with it?
Winry: it's personal!
Edward: yeah like how my pocket watch was personal but you pried anyway!
Winry: I told you I'm sorry, anyway there's either the couch or the barn, or the bathtub.
Edward: what happened to the spare bedroom?
Winry: it's under construction...
Edward: I'll sleep here go sleep on the couch or something!
Winry: this is my bed!
Edward: not anymore!
Winry: fine I'll sleep on the couch!
Edward: YES! *feels something between his feet* what is this black metal thing? *tuns it on* euugh what the hell Winry, that's just weird!
Winry from on the couch: good night, Alchemy freak!
Edward: YOU TOO GEAR HEAD!
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𝙵𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚕𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜
HumorBasically some comedy sketches i came up with, I love writing these funny things!
