Winry: *opens the door*
Edward: hey Winry!
Winry: Edward, why are you here?
Edward: I kinda got kicked out of Central, temporarily.
Winry: what do you mean you got kicked out!
Edward: I kinda ran a train into a hospital...
Winry: EDWARD!
Edward: they were already injured.
Winry: you can't just do that!
Edward: I've got money!
Winry: get inside!
Edward: thanks Winry, you're the best! Oh, and I also broke my hand off again.
Winry: EDWARD!
Edward: hey look, coffee!
Winry: Do NOT drink my coffee, Edward!
Winry: too late.
Winry: so how long are you gonna be here Ed?
Edward: I don't know, five, six, maybe seven...
Winry: seven what?
Edward: I don't know.
Winry: hours? days? Months? Years?!
Edward: it just kinda depends on when the hospital gets fixed, and when Roy thinks he needs me again.
Winry Edward, Edward, Edward!
Edward: there's no need for you to say my name three times in a condescending tone!
Winry: *twists the hand back on*
Edward: I can't feel my elbow!
Winry: good!
Edward: what?
Winry: I mean I'm sorry.
Edward: no you're not!
Winry: I'm not!
Edward: you're an awful person sometimes you know that!
Winry: shut up!
Edward: so, they let Alphonse stay!
Winry: good for him!
Edward: because he didn't cause it, he was on the train though.
Winry: Is he okay?
Edward: kinda!
Winry: EDWARD, you hurt your brother?
Edward: unintentionally...
Winry: can't you just fix him?
Edward: no.
Winry: because you needed me to fix your auto-mail.
Edward: Yeah. But first, can you fix my elbow I still can't feel it.
Winry: *twists his arm*
Edward: it doesn't feel any better.
Winry: mmhm
Edward: Armstrong is getting a bunch of stuff so that when I get back I'll be able to transmute his armor. But I brought his head in a box, it's in the back, it's the head and the seal, you know how he is with his body detaching.
Winry: okay Edward. All done!
Edward: cool!
Winry: what do you say, Edward!
Edward: cool?
Winry: EDWARD!
Edward: *sarcastically* thank you!
Winry: you're welcome!
Edward: *grabs the coffee*
Winry: don't drink my coffee, Edward!
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HumorBasically some comedy sketches i came up with, I love writing these funny things!