Dark Memories

Chapter: 16

~Andy's P.o.v~

"So wait where's the mini Biersack's?" Ashley asks for the tenth time. littarly.
"At school, idiot" rolling my eyes when he gasps "I'm not an idiot"
"Oh" I say lifting my eyebrows "then what are you?" "Im a super purdy man who's the smartest person in this room".

"But it's just man and you in this room"
"Exactly" he says making me glare at him "shouldn't you know their at school you do have a kid of your own..which is not surprising since I expected it sooner"

"Oh well I guess your the one who doesn't know how to put on a condom properly since you had one before me" glaring then slapping him upside the head I say "coming from the ex sperm bank himself just wait karma is bitch and someday a kid will show up in your doorstep from one of your long ago one night stands"

"At least I'll be able to recognize if it's my kid remember 'oh ash I think you had a kid with one of your one night stands' der ta der" he says while making a stupid face. so pretty much the one he makes all the time.
"Oh hush what happened to 'oh I'll never I'll always be the purdy player I'll never give up my little black book"

".......Shut up" he glares "you shut up"
"I told you first!" "No technically I did by saying hush so ha!"
"Is this all we are going to do today, sit on my couch drinking beer while arguing?" He asks "dunno" rolling his eyes at my short reply "so you and Jen getting a divorcé?" I nod "when you telling the kids" shrugging " I don't know soon, but I know she for damn sure isn't getting custody of Eric god how could I be so blind to see how much of a devil bitch she is?" Ashley laughs "you and Rach sure think a lot alike whenever she thinks no ones listening she calls Jen either demon bitch or devil bitch she call jen's sister. Beavis my guess is because she looks like that one guy from Beavis and Butthead I mean how ugly can that chick be! Not just on the inside but outside as well" he pauses "now to answer your question you just wanted to do what you thought was best for Rachael you wanted her to have a female figure in her life and then when Eric was born you wanted him to be around both his parents while growing up... so tell me what happened when you went to talk to Jen?"

I sigh "well there's not much to say other then the fact she was fucking a guy right there on the couch, and that it will give me nightmares the rest of my life"

"I can imagine" Ashley says shuddering "imagine what?" A very pregnant Katy asks walking in with Kimberly "how ghastly Jen is" Ashley smirks at his wife
"Uncle Andy!" Kimberly squeals running and jumping in me "woah! Hey there Kimmy how was school?"

"It was awesome" she exclaims and starts rambling on about her day, I remember when Rachael was this little she was never one to be hyper unless you gave her food or toys her excitement in things vanished even more when Kim died " -and then Bella said no way Kimmy but I was like oh yes way"

"Alright Kimberly come help me with making dinner" Katy says and she pouts but nods, I laugh ruffling her hair making her scowl at me "no touching the hair uncle andy" she says in all seriousness "she's just like you ash! It's scary" I laugh "of course she's like me! She's purdy" I smirk "imagine all the guys she'll attract" he scowls but then laughs "I don't have to worry about for awhile she still thinks boys have cuties now Rachael on the other hand you might have to put her on a leash and start following her around boys are always looking at her.. I heard they started a Rachael Biersack fandom from Bryan he said their writing fanfics about her on this thing called Wattpad I think he also said their still writing Andly" we both shudder at the last thing he says "so since your going to be divorced soon see any woman you like?" He winks as we walk to his kitchen "nope"

"Oh really? Well I heard Rachael and Leroy talking the other day about how you should start getting friendly with her teacher" he says winking once more
"Is something wrong with you eye?"