The Secret Child/ A SerbAlbo Story

1𖦹𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𖦹

𝙽𝚘-𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅🧸:

Every country was gathered at one table,sitting next to each other.While the UN,EU and more stood in front of them.They were discussing problems of the world,how the climate change was effecting each country and what's new now.Most of the countries start fighting over wich one of them is better,wich one has the better technology,people,cities ect.

But today it was really loud and extremly annoying.Everyone was shouting,even the neutral countries that usually stayed quiet.They were throwing things at each other anf biting,fighting over stupid debates.

This wasn't a meeting anymore,it was a WWE area.

UN didn't know what to do anymore.The world has a silent world war 3 and was not getting along.It was only a matter of time till world war 3 would actually break out.What could he do?

And suddenly it hit him.

,,I HAVE THE IDEA!" he screamed.Nobody paying him attention,since to them he was quiet.

EU turns to him and titels his head:,,What?Excuse me,what did you say.Sorry,I cannot hear you over this loud noise the countries are making."

UN cracks a smile and turns to his companion:,,I have THE idea EU!"

EU's eyes lit up and he was getting near UN:,,I'm all ears."

UN gestured EU to get out of the meeting room and EU followed him.

,,So what's the brilliant idea of yours?"asks EU raising an eyebrow.
,,So-How about we set up every enemies in a house and let them live there for 1 whole year or like 10 months?For example Turkey and Greece in a house,India and Pakistan,North and South and more..."

EU looks confused and scratches the back of his neck.,,You know...,I'm not sure about that...I mean,what if they start a new war or kill themselves?"

UN:,,Then we'll teach them a hard lesson.End of this."
EU tought for a while and nodded.
,,Alright,it's not a bad idea,but beware of the consequences."
UN smiles and sighs:,,Alright,let get back into this mess."

Both get in again,getting greeted by a loud bang.

,,SHUT THE FUCK UP!YOU'RE ALL MINDLESS IDIOTS!"screams a country in the middle.Everyone turns to the country,but nobody finds it.EU und UN just titel their head in confusion.

,,Well,well,dear countries,we have a big announcement."
Every country turns around and stares at the organisation.
,,We're going to set up every enemies country in a house and let them live there for 2 years."

Everyone gasps and a lot of countries start screaming.Iceland and Switerland breaks out in laugher and watches the horrified Nations strike.

USA:,,Wtf UN,I didn't establish you to make up this kind of shit.Also,it won't change anything.So stop trying to make peace.And with how many countries should I fucking sleep in a house with?"

Russia spits:,,The American is right once in his shit life.I don't agree with this, you сука."

Many boo's were heard and the super power angrily stomps up the stage and takes UN by the side.