Sonic The Hedgehog: Trip to Brighton

Chapter 5: The Greatest Concert Ever!

Kicking to where the last episode left off. Some in the town's people performing their music talents for the concert, to which Patty constantly rejects

Group of men: ♪ My dear Doreen my dear Doreen. She stole my spleen ♪

Patty: Nope!

Next with group of ladies ringing bells

Patty: Pass!

Next with an Old Woman with her d to bark rhythmically

Patty: Hard pass!

Last shows a Kid plays bassoon out of tune

Patty: Get off the stage!

Scene cuts to Patty, Scratch, Sonic, Molly and the rest of their families were in the crowd, reviewing. Sonic was in a ball form and on Molly's lap, Darryl was dancing with his hood up

Molly: Okay, thank you! That was...that was really something. We'll be in touch!

Scratch: Well, I'm glad I don't have eardrums, 'cause they would be bleeding!

Tom: I don't think they were all bad, see? even Darryl clearly liked it

Darryl: Huh? Sorry, I was listening to Atomic Pink. Didn't hear any of that

Sonic: Come on guys, those acts were fine, but is fine really good enough for the first concert in Brighton's new and improved bandshell?

Patty: No! We need something that'll rock this town! *Dances*

Molly: Exactly! Like Kenny Star

Sonic: I'm sorry Molly but, Who's Kenny Star?

Molly jumps in the screen and pulls down a projector screen, transitioning from the bandshell to her room

Molly: Kenny Star is Brighton's biggest celebrity. Well, technically he was born in Tuscaloosa, but his great-great grandmother's second cousin once removed did summer school here, which means Kenny's basically a Brightonian! Check him out!

Scratch *Staring at the ceiling* When did you get a projector? *Molly pulls him out of the way*

Then the slideshow shows a montage of Kenny Star and his pet eagle and states himselfs that his belief that he's an ordinary man because he does ordinary things with the music "Ordinary Guy". Later after the Slideshow ended

Pete: Just like me!

Sharon: No! Nothing like you! Never trust a musician! They'll listen to your self-produced demo tapes, promise to make you a star, and leave you standing in the rain with an acoustic guitar and a suitcase full of broken dreams!

Pete: Uh...what?

Scratch: People! This guy is a huge celebrity! He's never stepping foot in Brighton!

Molly Oh, really? Wait 'til you see what I have planned! *She pulls another screen down showing full research on Kenny Star*

Sonic: Whoa!

Scratch: Ah! So we're going to murder him!

Molly: What? No! *Pushes Scratch out of the way* Right now, Kenny's tour bus is on its way to Cleveland, and we are going to intercept him! Assuming Kenny is, as his song states, an "ordinary man", who weighs approximately 180 pounds, and his tour bus, which leaves from here at noon, traveling 65 miles an hour, add in his insatiable need for a fresh cup of Colombian dark roast every 3.2 hours, factoring in a stiff easterly wind from this high-pressure system, and his need to stretch his perfect porcelain legs to avoid varicose veins, he'll be arriving at this highway rest stop near Brighton in exactly *Shows tablet with a timer* thirty minutes!