dirk was sitting with jake and they were talking about robots bc dirk rlly likes robots and dirk was talking abt this 1 bot that he made, and then he said "i have 2 show this rlly cool thing i made bro trust me youll like it" jake nodded.
he stood up from his bed and walked over to get the thing from his closet. (hahah closet, yk cuz hes gay n stuff) so once he got it he brung it over to jake and he put it down on the ground, he also ran (and tripped) down the stairs (i warned u abt the stairs bro) to get a "big" bowl. he ran back upstairs and closed his door, jake stared at him (probably scared shitless), and asked "wot the bloody hell 'are u doin?" and dirk said "youll see" ;).
he took the blanket off the thing and jakes jaw HIT THE FLOOR, he asked "wot do ya need this thing for??" (specifically in a british accent) and dirk said "i said youll see." dirk grabbed a knife and STABBED JAKE RIGHT IN THE STOMACH (woah plot twist amirite) and jake screamed like a little girl, he looked up and asked dirk.... "why.....?" and dirk said "cuz youll taste nice." ;). jakes jaw DROPPED he took the knife out of his stomach and he placed it on the bed, he took his two hands and BRUTALLY ripped open jake (he had gloves on dw ^^) jake screamed and cried and dirk with a devious face, smiled. he took the knife and cut jake up into little pieces (ps: he already took out the bones :D ) and put them into the meat grinder, he turned on the meat grinder and jake turned into meat. after he turned jake into meat he took it to the kitchen and prepared for his LUNCH. he prepared everything and put it in the oven, after it had cooked he took it out and put it on a plate and brung a fork into his room. and so he sat on his bed and he GOBBLED THAT SHIT UP. ate and left NO CRUMBS. after eating he took a bone and GNAWED ON IT LOOK A WILD ANIMAL.
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dirkjake meat grinder fanfic
Romancedirk shoves jake in a meat grinder and makes him into a little meat loaf. 🥰🥰🥰 (inside joke fic)
