Alvin x reader

the suprise 💔💦

you were laying in the bed you fell asleep in after that night in the basment. you heard alvin get up really quick thought it was gonna be a wonderful morning where maybe he'd make breakfast to celebrate last nights pegging but suddenly, as if he never left, alvin woke you up giving you a shock. you screamed, "OH MY GOD MY COOCHIE LICE JUST JUMPED" alvin immediately calmed you down and held you in a hug indicating it was just him. then he looked down at you with mournful eyes. you were scared you may have hurt him last night or that you might have done something wrong and asked him, "what's wrong my little pussy muncher 🥺" he looked at you and without a word he started crying. you immediately broke lose of his arms and hugged him so hard you were afraid his huge shlong may burst into flames. you kept asking him "my crummy bum what's wrong 😢😢🥺🥺" but he just kept crying. after a while he sucked up his tears and looked at you with his voice slightly breaking. alvin started to stutter out his words "i-i a-m pggrrdent" you couldn't understand what he was saying so you asked, "my little cumbersome kumquat you can tell me anything 😢" then suddenly he found his voice and scream-cried "IM PREGNANT 😭😭💔💔💔" suddenly you felt your bussy thumping and your heart racing. you didn't understand how this could've happened. suddenly... it hit you. "ALVIN.... DID YOU CHEAT ON ME YOU LIMP DICK SLUT🤬🤬🤬🤬" he looked at you in fear and sadness and exclaimed the truth "YES.... IM SORRY BUBBLE BUTT I-" you cut him off "IM NOT YOUR BUBBLE BUTT YOUR DEAD TO ME. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. IS MY BUSSY TO CHEETO ESK?, IS MY CREAMY BUSSY TO SLIPPERY?, WHAT IS IT?" he went silent. he didn't know how to explain what he did and just said a few words "baby darling doo, the only reason i did that is because...." he paused
"BEACUSE??? 😡😡😡😡😤😤" you screamed "i wanted to have babies 🥺🥺. but you cant get me pregnant 💔💔" you still looked furious. why didn't he ask you? why didn't he get your opinion? but then you smiled at him and said: "alvin, my favorite bussy cruncher muncher buncher i love you, but we aren't ready to have our little critters slipping in or creamy substances. we're too sexy for children 😓😓"
alvin looked up at you with understanding and suddenly started crying. "i understand. i should've asked you if i could get my bussy crunched and getting pregnant 🫃, i'm sorry doodle boo i rlly am. i'll get un impregnated for you 🥺" you felt happy but confused you asked "what do you mean alvin???" he replied with a grin "oh silly goose just with one touch of my belly button i am unpregnant. i found out that feature a long time ago when i was a whore 😝😝" then he touched his belly button. though it didn't seem like anything changed he added one more thing. "oh yeah baby cakes to have it be official we need to bust it down 🥺🥺" "anything for you my bussy squelcher 💦💦💦" you felt your pussy tighten with excitment. maybe this was really a perfect morning after all.