as you left outside after yelling at alvins siblings, you saw alvin start to walk to the bedroom without saying anything. you were scared for what was about to happen. you walked through the bedroom door and saw alvin, WITH A CHAIN. when you walked in, alvin seemed suprised. he said "OMG, YOU SCARED THE CUM OUT OF ME!" you laughed a little. then alvin told you that the chain was supposed to be a surprise for your guys sex. then he said something shocking "i'm gonna beat you with them 😈."
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RomanceGreat story 10/10: god (this story is satire and is 100% made as a joke)
