CSI Direction

Chapter 13

Louis P.O.V:

As me and Liz were waiting in the bathroom for the boys to calm down or at least stop yelling, we had found I game to pass the time. The game was Talk about Random Stuff. So not really a game but it helped to pass the time. We talked about everything from work to carrots to unicorns and leprechauns. Don’t ask it, was Liz who started that conversation. After about an hour and half the yelling had stopped and we were getting ready to leave when we saw shadows on the carpet under the door. You know for cops they aren’t very sneaky. And that is half their job. Liz and I look at each other and nod, we open the door and the rest of the lads come tumbling in. They all fall on the floor and we run out of their and sit on the couch waiting for them with innocent looks on our face. I see Haley, Scarlet and Buffy all laughing their asses off. Liam was the first one that I saw to exit the bathroom with the writing on his head, then Niall and last but certainly not least Zayn.  They all do not look very happy with us but they were trying not to laugh at one another. It wasn’t my best work or Liz’s but hey we didn’t have a lot of time before they woke up. And we were sleep deprived. (Not in a dirty way.) When we get enough sleep then we are ruthless like straightening Harry’s hair and replacing all the mirrors with carnival ones and leaving spoons all over the place including Liam’s bed. And now to get ready for the yelling. Liam opened his mouth but all that came out was laughter. Ok odd, he usually starts to yell at us right about now. The rest of the lads start laughing as well, as well as Haley Scar and Buffy who just laughed harder.

Niall’s P.O.V:

When I heard Liam scream like a little girl Zayn and I lost it. We couldn’t hold in our laughter. Louis and Liz gave us a look like ‘what the fuck did you do?’ we just looked at them and started laughing even harder. I eventually stopped and explained it to them. “While you guys were in the bathroom hiding Zayn and I took the chance to hide a couple spoons in Liam’s bathroom.” And they burst out laughing. “Wow guys you do realize that Liam is so getting you back.” someone said. I turn around. It was Claire. Woah when did she get here?  “Ten minutes ago while you guys were having your laughing fits.” I said that out loud? “Yes.” Everyone yelled and started cracking up. Again. The door opens again and Liam walks in Louis, Zayn and Liz stop laughing. “Hello Liam. I didn’t know you left. Your lovely girlfriend here was just about to make me French toast.” “I was?” she asked me confused. “Yes you were.” I gave her a look that she caught onto and just nodded and left to go into the kitchen.

Liam’s P.O.V:

I walked into the house to find that everyone was laughing. Probably about something that Louis or Niall said. Louis Zayn and Liz stop laughing and look at me. “Hello Liam. I didn’t know that you had left. Your lovely girlfriend here was about to make me French toast.” Niall said. “I was?” “Yes you were.” Niall states and Claire leaves the room and goes into the kitchen. “Niall you do know that Claire can’t cook right?”(I have no idea if this is true or not.) Liam questions me. “Yes I am aware. But I don’t care. It’s just French toast. What can she do to ruin it?” As it turns out she can do a lot to ruin it. But I ate it anyway. It wasn’t half bad. Niall was just staring at me along with everyone else. “What? Do I have something on my face?” “No mate it’s just that you ate five pieces of burnt French toast and I only ate one.” Niall says. “Seriously? That’s it? It wasn’t half bad.” Claire kisses my cheek for that one. I just grin.

Louis P.O.V:

Ok I think that something is wrong with Liam. He is in way to good a mood for someone who got pranked twice in the same morning.  He was even saying that Claire’s French toast was good. And it was horrible actually beyond horrible. Oh well. I got up and put my plate in the sink and went to my room. I got in the shower and did shower stuff. I turned off the water and dried myself off and got dressed. When I came out Liz was on my bed with her phone. “Hey Liz, what’s up?” “Just checking Facebook.”  “Oh fun. What going on with Facebook. The usual, just boring stuff. Besides Niall’s stuff, they are hilarious though.” (Its true they are. Also you guys should send a friend request to It’sFoofy Bro. she is a amazing girl. I mean that in a non-creepy way). I go over to the bed and sit on it. She cuddles up to me instantly. I realized in that moment that I truly love her. “Liz?” she looks up at me. “Ya?” “I love you.” “I love you too Louis.”

Zayn’s P.O.V:

I was walking by Louis room when I heard Louis tell Liz that he loves her. Well this just got interesting. I stop walking and listen through the door. I pressed my ear to the door and heard Liz tell Louis that she loves him too. Awww, ok I think that I should tell the boys now. I get up and walk into the kitchen. “Hey lads and girls. Guess what I just overheard.” “What Zayn? What did you overhear? That Liz and Louis confessed their love for each other?” Niall said. How the hell did they know? “How did you know?” I asked Niall. “We may not be dating anymore but she is still my best friend and she still tells me everything. And she just texted me that.” Oh that’s why. Meh whatever. “Hey Liam where is your sister? Didn’t you say that she was coming over this week?” I asked. “Um yeah she’s at my house. She had a rough night (not like that. Dirty minded bastards (Alan Carr got to love him.) She couldn’t get to sleep.” Liam responded. Oh well that explains why she is not here.

Harry’s P.O.V:

I was woken up by the smell of burnt French toast. I got up and put on a pair of pajama pants but no shirt. I walked downstairs and saw everyone minus Louis and Liz in the kitchen. “Morning guys. What’s up?” “Nothing much, just planning to prank the prank masters.” I laughed loudly. “Haha good luck with that. Let me know how it goes.” “ok will do.” I started to walk away. But Liam called me back. “Oh Harry where is that blow horn that you keep in your room?” “It’s in Louis room now. He stole it from me to prank Liz a couple months ago. But he never used it. Why?” “Just wondering that’s all.” “OK?” I gave him a skeptical look and he just smiled and laughed. This is an odd morning.

Liam’s P.O.V:

Ok I was super pissed at Liz and Louis, I was going to yell at them but when I saw Haley Scar and Buffy laughing I just sorta lost it. I started laughing super hard and the rest of the boys joined me. They were actually rolling on the floor laughing. I had a plan to get back at Louis and Liz, but that would wait until tonight.  Right now I had to get this sharpie off of me. I eventually stopped laughing but that took a while. Louis and Liz were long gone by the time I was done. Lou was probably in the kitchen munching on a carrot and Liz was probably in her room listening to Pandora. I gathered the lads minus Louis and the girls minus Liz and Claire. I told them the plan of what to do tonight. It was going to funny and gross at the same time. (These are actually some things that my friends and I came up with ad some of them I got the ideas from other fan fic’s. You guys decide if they are funny or not.) For Louis we were going to decorate his bathroom Hello Kitty full out. And for Liz we were going to get her a rude wakeup call. But right now I had to go down to the station and examine our three girls that I haven’t had a chance to do yet. (Ok that came out wrong. It sounded so much better in my head.) I got in the shower and got all the sharpie off and anything else they decided to do. When I got out I grabbed my towel and I felt something cold against my skin. I looked down and there was a spoon by my foot. I was thinking ‘ok Liam don’t scream like a girl’ which was what I ended up doing anyway. I heard Zayn and Niall laughing. So this was there doing? Wow. Ok revenge time. I finished getting ready and I left the bathroom. I grabbed the keys and left for work. Along the way I was thinking about things that I could do. For Niall I could put colored die in his shampoo and color his hair red green or purple. And for Zayn the usual, hide all his hair products and change his mirrors with carnival ones. I got to work and turned the engine off. I exited the car and walked inside. When I got to the morgue I was surprised to see that my work had been done already. There was a note on my desk. It read:

Liam you owe me, you are so lucky that you are my best friend.

From, Sam.

Sometimes I love that girl more than my own mother. Is that even right to say? She’s my best friend almost my sister. I smiled and left the morgue, I had to find Sam and tell her thanks.